If you ate cereal this morning

[Sturg1647545502]

you should punch your face with your face.

 

 

Mimosa's and the above featured this AM.

 

#lolvegitarians

[JaSSon]

I would make that with turkey bacon and egg whites, because I'm not a fat ass.

[ImUrOBGYN]

I would make that with turkey bacon and egg whites, because I'm not a fat ass.

 

Be sure to wear your rainbow shirt and short shorts, too, you fag.

 

I had bacon wrapped wild duck breasts last night.

[Xyster101]

Turkey bacon is not better for you. It has more processing chemicals since it is not real bacon, but a turkey patty made into a bacon strip. Also serving sizes of pork bacon are 2 slices, usually serving size of turkey is 1 slice.

A quality low sodium pork bacon is healthier then turkey bacon and tastes better.

[Littleguy]

I had McDonald's Sausage Biscuits FTW!!

[ross]

Turkey bacon is the worst shit I've ever attempted to eat. Plus it cooks like shit and goes from what appears to be raw to burnt in a matter of seconds.

 

I had cheerios and chocolate silk for breakfast this morning.

[Mr. Jones]

I would make that with turkey bacon and egg whites, because I'm not a fat ass.

 

Fag

[Forrest Gump 9]

Wtf is cereal? Haven't eat that crap since forever

[V8 Beast]

I hate eggs... would have to substitute with sausage and more bacon.