Buck531 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Walk out to work to get a smoke around 10 am or so. Found a nice pile of green shit on my hood. Look a little closer, the fucker was dancing on my hood. http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk314/buck531/fuckinggeese1_zps6587c285.jpg http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk314/buck531/fuckinggeese2_zps6cca86bf.jpg :fuuuu::fuuuu: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 :lolguy: wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverMaker Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 http://gogeesego.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 CANADA Geese. I still don't know why we don't cull most of them, cook them and feed them to the homeless in soup kitchens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 CANADA Geese. I still don't know why we don't cull most of them, cook them and feed them to the homeless in soup kitchens... I get pissed about this as well. The fuckers are EVERYWHERE and don't even appear to migrate much anymore. I'm all for leveling their population. I think the reason we don't has something to do with Canada protecting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 CANADA Geese. I still don't know why we don't cull most of them, cook them and feed them to the homeless in soup kitchens... You can.... $500 each if I remember correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbracing81 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 I get pissed about this as well. The fuckers are EVERYWHERE and don't even appear to migrate much anymore. I'm all for leveling their population. I think the reason we don't has something to do with Canada protecting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 I like them. I think it's hilarious when a line of 10 of them walk a crossed a 4-6 lane city street and everything stops. Fucking sucks about your hood. Can't believe a goose was on your car... I would have "got rid of it"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFKINPowerz Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 That's messed up man. I hate them too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 You can....$500 each if I remember correctly. So plinking them in the field behind me is wrong....oh well. Coyotes take them at night so nothing is wasted. :gabe: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Your hood looks like Charlie Murhphy's couch. http://i.imgur.com/13g1OHM.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 http://www.columbusht.com/geese.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 I like them. I think it's hilarious when a line of 10 of them walk a crossed a 4-6 lane city street and everything stops. I don't stop. Fuck them and their babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 I don't stop. Fuck them and their babies. That's sad I hope one of them ate a bunch of nails when you run over it next time.:dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFKINPowerz Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Your hood looks like Charlie Murhphy's couch. http://i.imgur.com/13g1OHM.gif HA HA HA HA HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Weird such a large bird would attempt to stay perched on your head. Could be why all the scracthes are there. haha Or perhaps it's reflection goaded it on. I've seen small birds upto Blue Jays attack their reflection in the RAV's black paint. For awhile, this damn Robin would do it every damn day. I would actually hear him pecking at the hood and shit. Infuriated me. Had to chase that bastard off until he got the point. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted March 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Upon further review, the fucker scratched (deep) the front bumper part too looks like trying to climb up on the hood too. My finger nail gets caught on the scratches too. Not sure if it'll come out entirely. May need a professional on here who might be able to help me out or take a stab at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted March 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 $100 deductable through insurance company. Filed a claim. waiting to hear back from them tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSXRAntwon Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 I could pick them off at the pond from my kitchen window. Always wanted to get the .22 out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Train a falcon. Teach it to not be obvious about where it lives. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 One got hit by my house noticed when I was leaving for work that 2 other geese were with in on the side of the road to see if it was OK, felt kinda bad for it then I remember is was a fuckin goose and LOL'ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 That's sad I hope one of them ate a bunch of nails when you run over it next time.:dumb: We must not be talking about the same bird. I am talking about the loud, annoying, overly aggressive, and full of shit birds. Sorry for the confusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_buster Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 http://www.wildgoosechasers.com/law.php killing them would be a bad idea, 5-10k fine for harming or killing, including anything a dog might have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 Yeah as annoying as geese are, they are federally protected. You get in big trouble for killing one out of season, in a federal pound me in the ass type of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 Oh mah dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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