Buck531 Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 http://news.yahoo.com/worker-dies-blender-oregon-meat-215004163.html :fuuuu: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Can't resist... I guess it will blend. ..aaaand I'm going to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 ^^Wrong. So wrong. But I get it, that's just as bad. I mean talk about the unlimate FML. That poor guy. I hope he was already dead when they hit the emergancy stop button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Why the fuck do you clean a GIANT blender while it is running. There has to be a better procedure for cleaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Can't resist... I guess it will blend. ..aaaand I'm going to hell. I-LOL-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 "It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!" On a seriously fucked up note: I don't know what meat they package there, but I'm betting if this guy has family, they won't be eating anything remotely related ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 http://www.thekidsareallright.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/blendtec.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 So they have this huge blender running without a lid. Not in any of the factories I visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Can't resist... I guess it will blend. ..aaaand I'm going to hell. They are going to spend forever processing that paperwork. See you in hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmonda Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 um...so...cops went home and came back the next day? Did anyone notice that? Great job guys. So...I see you have a ground up employee here...we gotta go...it's beer-thirty and um...ya...the next shift will take care of all this mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8tn Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 um...so...cops went home and came back the next day? Did anyone notice that? Great job guys. So...I see you have a ground up employee here...we gotta go...it's beer-thirty and um...ya...the next shift will take care of all this mess. they left because they couldn't find a shred of evidence....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 they left because they couldn't find a shred of evidence....... So they had to start investigating from the ground up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 On a seriously fucked up note: I don't know what meat they package there, but I'm betting if this guy has family, they won't be eating anything remotely related ever again. If they have a good attorney, they'll be able to eat caviar for the rest of their lives. WELP.....OFF TO THE DAILY GRIND AGAIN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8tn Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 So they had to start investigating from the ground up. in cases like this the investigators usually blend physical evidence and their gut feeling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 You guys are pathetic making jokes like this. Someone died here. Tragically. Probably a great employee. Might even say he'd cut off a limb for the company. :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 You guys are pretty twisted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 You guys are pathetic making jokes like this. Someone died here. Tragically. Probably a great employee. Might even say he'd cut off a limb for the company. :gabe: Not to stir the pot, but he is right. We are a bunch of sick fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8tn Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 You guys are pathetic making jokes like this. Someone died here. Tragically. Probably a great employee. Might even say he'd cut off a limb for the company. :gabe: Not my fault this guy didn't hit the emergency stop before climbing into a giant blender. The stop button is right next to the start button......guess he got mixed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 You could say ... he really got chopped up by the giant blender today, LOLPUN, AMIRITE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendanB Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Damn, one hell of a way to die... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Damn, one hell of a way to die... Way to ruin the flow of this thread, some might say you are tearing apart limb by limb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendanB Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Way to ruin the flow of this thread, some might say you are tearing apart limb by limb. :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangsn95gt Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 This thread turned out to be a lot more humorous than I expected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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