DTM Brian Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 At Harleys expense....... >> >> >> Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise >> without the adverse side effect of horsepower >> >> Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road? The other 5% >> actually made it home. >> >> Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets? Yes, but only if the chick has >> a steel plate in her head. >> >> What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? Trade it in >> on a Triumph. >> >> Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down? >> They're afraid to lean over that far. >> >> What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home? The >> Harley costs more and has fewer wheels. >> >> How do you know you're riding a Harley? While coming off an exit-ramp you >> get passed by a Vespa. >> >> Why don't Harley riders wave at sportbike riders? Because they don't want >> to drop their tools. >> >> How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are >> worth the money? You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile. >> >> What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120? >> Sturgis! >> >> How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name? They >> check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower >> rating. >> >> Why don't Harley owners smile? Once you realized you got conned into >> paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would YOU be smiling? >> >> Why do Harleys have fringe? So you can tell if they're moving. >> >> How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog? They both like to ride in the >> back of pickup trucks. >> >> How do you know your Harley is handling great? You can almost keep up >> with >> the logging trucks when you're riding in the canyons. >> >> What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog? The dog >> can get in the back of the pickup by itself. >> >> Why couldn't the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob? Some things just >> can't be fixed with only a hammer and a rope. >> >> What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and >> one that's being ridden there? The one on the trailer is going about >> 30mph >> faster. >> >> Why do all Harley owners have trailers?? So they can go around corners >> faster! >> >> Where can you find the world's largest collection of Harley jokes ? On >> the >> showroom of the Harley mega-store in Milwaukee. (Alternate answer: At >> Sturigs) >> >> You know you're a Harley rider if. >> >> you're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light. >> >> you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering >> flaws. >> >> "water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, >> waiting for a wrecker. >> >> There is a reason they call the organization the "Harley Owners Group" >> and >> not the Harley Riders Group! >> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vroddave Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 hahaha that is harlarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
954RRLuke Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 awesome, f-hd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 LOL i used to have several of these as my sig at one point or another... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Very interesting post you made there Brian.:yawn:KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisknight Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Good stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted April 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Very interesting post you made there Brian.:yawn:KillJoyStop Hating. I would take your HD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 They're funny cuz they're true.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Hunter Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Loved the one about the Harley owners home having more wheels and costing less than the bike. I still wouldn't mind cruising on a Harley tho, might keep me out of some trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Stop Hating. I would take your HD and poop on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attackpainter Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Whats the difference between a harley and a hoover vacum? The position of the dirt bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikerBoy Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I might be offended if I didn't agree w/95% of those statements. Good thing my ride is water cooled and over 100HP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Whats the difference between a harley and a hoover vacum? The position of the dirt bagohhh snap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Nice. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderrod Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 a little late, a forum with idiots, what a club...........???????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 a little late, a forum with idiots, what a club...........????????????Again, awesome first post.Did you register here just to shit on a joke thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPratt Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Hey now...I'm actively searching for a VRod to purchase! I'm keeping my GSXR since it's paid off but I want a more comfortable bike when I just feel like cruising but still want some sort of balls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 a little late, a forum with idiots, what a club...........????????????are you fucking kidding me?!!! Yes, there are folks here that have an inexplicable dislike of all things HD, but there are far more that respect all those that ride on 2 wheels. I've ridden my HD with many of the folks on this forum, hell I've gotten shit faced with many on this forum... At least take the time to get to know these fucktards before you call them idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phop5 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Very interesting post you made there Brian.:yawn:KillJoyi don't care who you are......that's funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 At least take the time to get to know these fucktards before you call them idiots.You owe me:1 Can of Coke Zero2 oz of Cruzan 1511 Keyboard1 Roll of Paper TowelsFUCKING HILARIUOS!!!KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 i don't care who you are......that's funny!!Brian is my friend, and dyno'd my bike hours before he posted this. Know the whole story.KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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