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At Harleys expense.......

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>>

>> Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise

>> without the adverse side effect of horsepower

>>

>> Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road? The other 5%

>> actually made it home.

>>

>> Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets? Yes, but only if the chick has

>> a steel plate in her head.

>>

>> What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? Trade it in

>> on a Triumph.

>>

>> Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?

>> They're afraid to lean over that far.

>>

>> What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home? The

>> Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.

>>

>> How do you know you're riding a Harley? While coming off an exit-ramp you

>> get passed by a Vespa.

>>

>> Why don't Harley riders wave at sportbike riders? Because they don't want

>> to drop their tools.

>>

>> How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are

>> worth the money? You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile.

>>

>> What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?

>> Sturgis!

>>

>> How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name? They

>> check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower

>> rating.

>>

>> Why don't Harley owners smile? Once you realized you got conned into

>> paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would YOU be smiling?

>>

>> Why do Harleys have fringe? So you can tell if they're moving.

>>

>> How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog? They both like to ride in the

>> back of pickup trucks.

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>> How do you know your Harley is handling great? You can almost keep up >> with

>> the logging trucks when you're riding in the canyons.

>>

>> What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog? The dog

>> can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

>>

>> Why couldn't the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob? Some things just

>> can't be fixed with only a hammer and a rope.

>>

>> What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and

>> one that's being ridden there? The one on the trailer is going about >> 30mph

>> faster.

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>> Why do all Harley owners have trailers?? So they can go around corners

>> faster!

>>

>> Where can you find the world's largest collection of Harley jokes ? On >> the

>> showroom of the Harley mega-store in Milwaukee. (Alternate answer: At

>> Sturigs)

>>

>> You know you're a Harley rider if.

>>

>> you're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.

>>

>> you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering

>> flaws.

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>> "water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain,

>> waiting for a wrecker.

>>

>> There is a reason they call the organization the "Harley Owners Group" >> and

>> not the Harley Riders Group!

>>

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a little late, a forum with idiots, what a club...........????????????

are you fucking kidding me?!!! Yes, there are folks here that have an inexplicable dislike of all things HD, but there are far more that respect all those that ride on 2 wheels. I've ridden my HD with many of the folks on this forum, hell I've gotten shit faced with many on this forum... At least take the time to get to know these fucktards before you call them idiots.

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