R1Limited Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Found this and a few made me laugh. Enjoy !Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX I am impotent Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Avenue I am older than4 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating the hell out of people Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ferrari Testarossa I am known to prematurely ejaculate Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible better than no convertible at all Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports. Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. Lamborghini Countach I only have one testicle Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis (See above) Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an auto-graph Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen- wheeler MGB I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either Nissan00ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Rolls Royce Silver Shadow I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu Toyota Camry I am still in the closet Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet Volkswagen Jetta GLX I am hung like a dead horse. Volkswagon Microbus I am tripping right now Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 haha nice i like the 911 one haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 no saab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatbikez Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 this is my favChevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating the hell out of people I wish they had one for an IROC on that list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reimbrandt Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 I lack originality.... come on, seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 LOL at camaro yes I do enjoy beating the hell out of mustangsno cts-V ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 apprently i'm a pimp, but i used to be a very good mary kay salesman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat0403 Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 no jeep...i'm sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 ahaha they got the integra on there!! but no dodge intrepid what gives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaormiga Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Evidently, though not quite yet, I lean towards impotency or some other sexual issue or defect.. as nearly every sports car alludes to that.Hmmmm.... Fortunately the Lotus is not on the list there may be hope for me yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLN1223 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 This came out prior to like 2000 or earlier.I know I saw it when I bought my 2000 Mustang GT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Honda civic, no credit? Anyone financed through Honda? Your shits gotta be perfect. I financed the RSX TYPE S and an SI through them. Great rates if you can get it. But yeah the list is silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ault Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 slow down to 85 in school zones nice.......but camaro should be i like driving a beater not beating people hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLN1223 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 slow down to 85 in school zones nice.......but camaro should be i like driving a beater not beating people hahahaIIRC I think that's been changed. The oringinal one I remember had somthing to do with mullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 No Escalade? No Bimmer? Fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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