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Found this and a few made me laugh. Enjoy !

Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX I am impotent

Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires

Buick Park Avenue I am older than4 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville I am a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating the hell out of people

Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Ferrari Testarossa I am known to prematurely ejaculate

Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the fall.

Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the fall.

Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.

Lamborghini Countach I only have one testicle

Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mercury Grand Marquis (See above)

Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an auto-graph

Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen- wheeler

MGB I am dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either

Nissan00ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts

Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 911 Turbo I have a three inch thingie

Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal

Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu

Toyota Camry I am still in the closet

Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet

Volkswagen Jetta GLX I am hung like a dead horse.

Volkswagon Microbus I am tripping right now

Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife

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Honda civic, no credit?

Anyone financed through Honda? Your shits gotta be perfect. I financed the RSX TYPE S and an SI through them. Great rates if you can get it.

But yeah the list is silly.

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slow down to 85 in school zones nice.......but camaro should be i like driving a beater not beating people hahaha

IIRC I think that's been changed. The oringinal one I remember had somthing to do with mullets.

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