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That guy's haircut and face made me instantly hate him. Also, this happened to me at work about a year ago. I farted on my walk into the building and didn't think much of it. After a couple hours of sitting at my desk my asshole started itching, so I went to the bathroom and took a shit. I looked down and

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Ricochet16/44A694A4-0812-4914-8D53-1357AD9C6C10_zpsl7ki9gnc.jpg?t=1420951478

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Ricochet16/C4ABE9F4-1A7B-4CED-876A-4FB5B4F419D8_zps6f8oldvf.jpg?t=1420951536

 

 

Yeah, armor-piercing shit pushed through my fucking jeans. Probably noticeable from behind on my walk to the shitter, too. Wiping up that mess off my ass was two good wipes of the entire square being brown, followed by countless wipes with shit on random parts of the tp.. like when you wipe and there's a bit of brown on the corner of it but the rest is white. Shit that makes you say what the fuck. It sucked. I went home after that, took a shower/changed, and restarted my day.

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That guy's haircut and face made me instantly hate him. Also, this happened to me at work about a year ago. I farted on my walk into the building and didn't think much of it. After a couple hours of sitting at my desk my asshole started itching, so I went to the bathroom and took a shit. I looked down and

 

http://img.photobuckecom/albums/v260/Ricochet16/44A694A4-0812-4914-8D53-1357AD9C6C10_zpsl7ki9gnc.jpg?t=1420951478

 

http://img.photobucket.cm/albums/v260/Ricochet16/C4ABE9F4-1A7B-4CED-876A-4FB5B4F419D8_zps6f8oldvf.jpg?t=1420951536

 

 

Yeah, armor-piercing shit pushed through my fucking jeans. Probably noticeable from behind on my walk to the shitter, too. Wiping up that mess off my ass was two good wipes of the entire square being brown, followed by countless wipes with shit on random parts of the tp.. like when you wipe and there's a bit of brown on the corner of it but the rest is white. Shit that makes you say what the fuck. It sucked. I went home after that, took a shower/changed, and restarted my day.

 

WHAT THE FUCK

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That guy's haircut and face made me instantly hate him. Also, this happened to me at work about a year ago. I farted on my walk into the building and didn't think much of it. After a couple hours of sitting at my desk my asshole started itching, so I went to the bathroom and took a shit. I looked down and

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Ricochet16/44A694A4-0812-4914-8D53-1357AD9C6C10_zpsl7ki9gnc.jpg?t=1420951478

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Ricochet16/C4ABE9F4-1A7B-4CED-876A-4FB5B4F419D8_zps6f8oldvf.jpg?t=1420951536

 

 

Yeah, armor-piercing shit pushed through my fucking jeans. Probably noticeable from behind on my walk to the shitter, too. Wiping up that mess off my ass was two good wipes of the entire square being brown, followed by countless wipes with shit on random parts of the tp.. like when you wipe and there's a bit of brown on the corner of it but the rest is white. Shit that makes you say what the fuck. It sucked. I went home after that, took a shower/changed, and restarted my day.

 

 

Never had that happen to me at work, but probably 6yrs or so ago I was walking my dogs, got that bubble gut feeling about 1/2mi away from home...I made it to within about 1/8mi away and my anus just let go. Pulsating uncontrollably just squirting liquid nastiness out. I had completely lost control of anything happening below my waist. It was bad. I lost a great pair of silk boxers that day.

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