coleyounger3 Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Fuck them all if you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Fuck them all if you can. i will definitely try. success rate is usually 5-10% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 https://www.instagram.com/tindernightmares/?hl=en Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coleyounger3 Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Fat girls need loving too. They are like a moped they are both fun to ride until your freinds see you on one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 bumble matches: i've had more matches, these are the girls that actually started convos (girls can only start the messaging on this app...) this one is the most interested, but least attractive (of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 i'll keep updating as the matches go along. it usually slows down significantly after the first few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 it's a waiting game at this point. you don't want to appear too "thirsty." when a girl goes swiping, she matches with every guy and then is swamped by messages. you want her queue to settle down and her to start weeding guys out. no conversations with any of these girls yet. when the weekend rolls around, i'll start throwing out messages, starting with the hotter ones and working my way down Another good theory is whoever you match, she is probably the heavier/not the prettiest girl in the group picture she puts on there. I always thought it was actually fun to decipher the subtle clues in their pics. If they put up a pic of them playing collegiate level soccer at OSU or another big program they're probably fitness fanatics and/or extremely competitive. If all their photos are the chin and up and ONLY face shots she's probably thick (nothing wrong with that, whatever suits your tastes). If all her pics are out at a bar with a drink in hand she likes to party, etc... you get the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Another good theory is whoever you match, she is probably the heavier/not the prettiest girl in the group picture she puts on there. I always thought it was actually fun to decipher the subtle clues in their pics. If they put up a pic of them playing collegiate level soccer at OSU or another big program they're probably fitness fanatics and/or extremely competitive. If all their photos are the chin and up and ONLY face shots she's probably thick (nothing wrong with that, whatever suits your tastes). If all her pics are out at a bar with a drink in hand she likes to party, etc... you get the idea. Also if the photo is sorta closeup and there's a phantom arm, it's because she cropped out her ex from the photo. It means she either JUST broke up with him or she doesn't have any good photos of herself since breaking up with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Facebook is a great way to screen these chicks. I never go on a date without talking at least once on the phone and going through their Facebook. You will see recent pics and be able to tell a lot about their personality. I need to check out bumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Facebook is a great way to screen these chicks. I never go on a date without talking at least once on the phone and going through their Facebook. You will see recent pics and be able to tell a lot about their personality. I need to check out bumble. Bumble has way better quality, just not volume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 I worry about that where I live. There's neither quality nor quantity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmonda Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Is that last one a dude or just a chick with extreme man-hands? bumble matches: i've had more matches, these are the girls that actually started convos (girls can only start the messaging on this app...) this one is the most interested, but least attractive (of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radio Flyer1647545514 Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 I need an emoji translator to understand what these girls like to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 Is that last one a dude or just a chick with extreme man-hands? Could be? Those would make my dick look extra small. She's probably hovering around 5'11" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 I need a Tinder/Bumble translator to understand this thread. FIXED /because married, FML...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 FIXED /because married, FML...... This 100x's over. I couldn't imagine being single and dealing with this shit. There is only so much crazy makeup can hide. One or two of the above girls seem like they could be hiding ALOT. I will admit though, this thread has become one of my all time favorites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 This 100x's over. I couldn't imagine being single and dealing with this shit. There is only so much crazy makeup can hide. One or two of the above girls seem like they could be hiding ALOT. I will admit though, this thread has become one of my all time favorites. I agree, but I'm either just too old or too fucking married to "get it"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverhatch Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Good advice for checking their Facebook. I may talk to several but in the end on meet a very select few in person. Of those even fewer make it past the first week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Evening update: Summer, from post 222, is out. I unmatched with her after I saw her Bumble pics today. Looked frumpy and unhealthy. Amanda, from post 220, started chatting me up. She divides her time between Cbus and Marietta for work. Still not great pictures so I can't decide. Just one new match today, Sarah 29 years old. Real cute, I'll post up a pic tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 True, but I was hungry and needed her not to pass out Savage! :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Page 10. No tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Page 10. No tits. working on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miller11386 Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I hate that this is now NWS because surfing on my phone is cumbersome. However this thread still delivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbs3000 Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 I hate that this is now NWS because surfing on my phone is cumbersome. However this thread still delivers. Do you not use tapatalk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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