BigOxley Posted March 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Was working last night and one of the girls asks me to come over. She is one of my least favorites, but whatever. I tell her sure, but I wore workout clothes to work (specifically sweatpants). She said she was leaving until the 22nd and wanted to see me. Go over to her house and share a bottle of wine. She didn't make the first move and it was getting late so I went for it. Made out and dry humped (I know it's weak sauce) in sweatpants. She made it clear there was not going to be any touching of squishy parts so I bounced. Found a girl from Green Bay in for the Arnold. Chatted with her for a bit and gave some places to go. She asked if I was going out last night, but I wasn't dressed and was at other girls house. Trying to get happy hour tonight before I go out with another girl to dinner. Dinner girl said already I was probably not getting any play, so I might try meet back up with Arnold girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Was working last night and one of the girls asks me to come over. She is one of my least favorites, but whatever. I tell her sure, but I wore workout clothes to work (specifically sweatpants). She said she was leaving until the 22nd and wanted to see me. Go over to her house and share a bottle of wine. She didn't make the first move and it was getting late so I went for it. Made out and dry humped (I know it's weak sauce) in sweatpants. She made it clear there was not going to be any touching of squishy parts so I bounced. Found a girl from Green Bay in for the Arnold. Chatted with her for a bit and gave some places to go. She asked if I was going out last night, but I wasn't dressed and was at other girls house. Trying to get happy hour tonight before I go out with another girl to dinner. Dinner girl said already I was probably not getting any play, so I might try meet back up with Arnold girl. A friend of mine said he drove by the Arnold yesterday and his Grindr account blew up :lolguy::lolguy::lolguy: bodybuilding gaybros galore apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted March 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 A friend of mine said he drove by the Arnold yesterday and his Grindr account blew up :lolguy::lolguy::lolguy: bodybuilding gaybros galore apparently. Yeah, the girl from last night pulled up her account for us to look at. Tons of muscle bound dudes flexin' on their pics. If a girl wants to get laid by a manlet they'll never see again, this is the weekend to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Yeah, the girl from last night pulled up her account for us to look at. Tons of muscle bound dudes flexin' on their pics. If a girl wants to get laid by a manlet they'll never see again, this is the weekend to do it. Me, my fiancée and a couple of her friends were out last night and her friend comes back from the ladies room clearly grossed out; apparently all the toilets were COVERED in self tanner. That's how you know the Arnold is in town :lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DKilbourne Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 The squirrel thing has me dying right now.....wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Update? You bang man hands yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Update? You bang man hands yet? She was probably a man and OP is probably now dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 This thread has slowed to an unacceptable level of activity. http://www.demotivation.us/media/demotivators/demotivation.us_THOSE-GUYS-WHO-SAY-THEY-DONT-CARE-ABOUT-BOOBS-Are-lying_136334266149.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted March 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Sorry guys, I've been slacking. Did not bang man hands. The only things of note are I banged a chick who is 6'. Which is my tallest I've ever banged. She called one night before I went to bed, so I said fuck it. My latest is a girl named Abby. She's a super ginger, petite but CURVY. I'll try and get a decent picture up. She's out drinking tonight but I have to work. She wants to meet up if she doesn't get too drunk (says she doesn't want to make an ass of herself yet) or she banging another dude. Both tinder and bumble matches have slowed to a match every 3-4 days. Tinder there are more matches, but way less communication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 I'm taking a hiatus from the craziness for a week or two. Took my kids to the Bahamas last week for spring break and I have them again this week, so women are out of the equation when I have the kiddos. My last tinder match who I've been kind of going out with is nuts. Absolutely nuts, but fun to hang out with occasionally. I'll try to dig up a pic where she doesn't have makeup painted on. She's a bit crazy though---texted me to erase pics she sent to me, and said she expects to be swept off her feet, I don't ask about her kid enough, etc etc etc. sent me a middle finger emoji and said i should stop drinking (which is funny, because I rarely drink). Then she texts me "sorry", and the next night it's a barrage of nudes being sent to me. Wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 She's a bit crazy though---texted me to erase pics she sent to me, and said she expects to be swept off her feet, I don't ask about her kid enough, etc etc etc. sent me a middle finger emoji and said i should stop drinking. Then she texts me "sorry", and the next night it's a barrage of nudes being sent to me. Wtf. ^^ all women are bipolar crazy messed up beings. The only reason the male sex drive is so strong is that's about the only thing in life that justifies putting up with them. That said God allowed us to make a fist for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmonda Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 ^^ all women are bipolar crazy messed up beings. The only reason the male sex drive is so strong is that's about the only thing in life that justifies putting up with them. That said God allowed us to make a fist for a reason. Dude you are so wrong...God doesn't exist. That shit about women though...on point. :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 ^^ all women are bipolar crazy messed up beings. The only reason the male sex drive is so strong is that's about the only thing in life that justifies putting up with them. That said God allowed us to make a fist for a reason. Now you are just trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Dude you are so wrong...God doesn't exist. That shit about women though...on point. :gabe: LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 I'm taking a hiatus from the craziness for a week or two. Took my kids to the Bahamas last week for spring break and I have them again this week, so women are out of the equation when I have the kiddos. My last tinder match who I've been kind of going out with is nuts. Absolutely nuts, but fun to hang out with occasionally. I'll try to dig up a pic where she doesn't have makeup painted on. She's a bit crazy though---texted me to erase pics she sent to me, and said she expects to be swept off her feet, I don't ask about her kid enough, etc etc etc. sent me a middle finger emoji and said i should stop drinking (which is funny, because I rarely drink). Then she texts me "sorry", and the next night it's a barrage of nudes being sent to me. Wtf. wow, already trying to cuck ya by starting the controlling and you guys aren't anything serious yet. I'd tell that bitch to go jump off a bridge. I hope you guys don't jump through hoops and do dumb shit for these worn out cum dumpsters just for hope that you'll get your dick wet. Shit is ridic. Let them rot in the gutter only to be taken home by some submissive bitch boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 I'm taking a hiatus from the craziness for a week or two. Took my kids to the Bahamas last week for spring break and I have them again this week, so women are out of the equation when I have the kiddos. My last tinder match who I've been kind of going out with is nuts. Absolutely nuts, but fun to hang out with occasionally. I'll try to dig up a pic where she doesn't have makeup painted on. She's a bit crazy though---texted me to erase pics she sent to me, and said she expects to be swept off her feet, I don't ask about her kid enough, etc etc etc. sent me a middle finger emoji and said i should stop drinking (which is funny, because I rarely drink). Then she texts me "sorry", and the next night it's a barrage of nudes being sent to me. Wtf. Drop her, don't ever talk to her again. I've had run-in's with similar types, you never know when they'll go crazy and claim you slapped her around or something fucking crazy. i had one girl LITERALLY pull out her hair in front of me yelling " I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY"...fucking insane. sex was great though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kirks5oh Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Drop her, don't ever talk to her again. I've had run-in's with similar types, you never know when they'll go crazy and claim you slapped her around or something fucking crazy. i had one girl LITERALLY pull out her hair in front of me yelling " I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY"...fucking insane. sex was great though. isn't it crazy?? if it were just me, i'd consider sticking around if the sex was out of this world. but taking kids into account, i just can't have that kind of crazy anywhere near me. the surprising/disturbing thing, was how quickly she went from zero to nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverhatch Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Just want to say we're not all crazy. However, many of my friends have displayed crazy behavior. I'm more of I don't give a f*ck. You either like me or you don't. You either want to see me or you don't. I don't need anything. I have my kids, my house and financially support myself and kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kshymkiw83 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 This video made me think of this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBQdDude Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 This video made me think of this thread I was busting a gut on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 These hoes ain't loyal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssFo Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Sloots. Gotta love them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 These hoes ain't loyal No shit, that married bitch pissed me off. If I was that dude I would have tracked her husband down and given him the video. Fucking dumb whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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