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Where do you hang your clothes when you poop at work?


Rustlestiltskin

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Wait you mean people poop in a public place?

 

I don't get paid to poop at home. I do get paid to poop at work.

 

Allow me to do some maths for you.

 

For me, a nurse:

 

- 3 x 12hr shifts/week

- 15min per poop/per shift (sometimes 2-3 poops, depending on the day)

- We will say 50 weeks, allow for some vacations.

- That's 45min/week x 50 weeks = 37.5hr/year that I'm paid to poop.

- Without OT, I work at least 36hr/week.

- I'm essentially getting a little over 1/2 of my normal paycheck (paid every 2 weeks) per year, just to poop.

 

 

You 9-5ers, 5 days a week can take even more of an advantage of your sitch.

 

Moral of the story: It pays (literally) to poop at work.

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Some of us do so outdoors the way God and nature intended. :fuckyeah:

 

My son would if I let him. I let him pee outside, and I was kidding once when he said he had to poop and asked if he wanted to just go outside. He said, "yes" and proceeded to start to drop his pants. I laughed and told him go inside to the bathroom.

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I don't get paid to poop at home. I do get paid to poop at work.

 

Allow me to do some maths for you.

 

For me, a nurse:

 

- 3 x 12hr shifts/week

- 15min per poop/per shift (sometimes 2-3 poops, depending on the day)

- We will say 50 weeks, allow for some vacations.

- That's 45min/week x 50 weeks = 37.5hr/year that I'm paid to poop.

- Without OT, I work at least 36hr/week.

- I'm essentially getting a little over 1/2 of my normal paycheck (paid every 2 weeks) per year, just to poop.

 

 

You 9-5ers, 5 days a week can take even more of an advantage of your sitch.

 

Moral of the story: It pays (literally) to poop at work.

 

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