Cdubyah Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 note to self....don't feed Bw3's, or salted vinegar fries to chick who might be feeling frisky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r6allstar Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 My story is basically just the opposite.. I took her out, had some drinks.. got wasted and I had to pull off the road on the way home for her to puke. She pukes for a lil bit and then I continue on my way... and THEN about 15 minutes later she decides she wants to "show her appreciation"... of course I went along with it, guess she just wanted to get the taste of vomit out of her mouth and was desperate lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 :lol:that's awesome! sounds like she's not good enough to handle your rocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MH:TT600 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 hilarious story. I wanted to laugh my ass off, but then coworkers would come over and know why I'm not working.your story NEEDS to be submitted to some sort of magazine. They'll feel bad for you, and you'll win some cool stuff. Sidenote: Keep her for a while. She's gotta feel horrible for what happened, but besides that seems like a keeper for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGrose Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 If she threw up in that mustang you have in your avatar... i would have left her in the parking lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 lol. that's just a pic! i hope it wasn't the RAM either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I had a room mate in CA that puked on a girl, then she followed him into the bathroom so he could bang her. Now that's classy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 just a psa from ducrx... If you plan on kicking that backdoor in make sure you're wearing proper tactical gear. qft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 can't stop laughing but seriously that sucks man. i say give her another chance.as for cleaning, go to wal-mart and rent a carpet shampooing machine with the upholstery attachment. get the upholstery cleaning shampoo and don't forget the anti foaming stuff too. shampoo the hell out of the interior and leave the windows down so it can air out and dry quick. shampoo, air out, repeat. then some febreze auto spray should finish off any part of the leftover smell if there is any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I had a room mate in CA that puked on a girl, then she followed him into the bathroom so he could bang her. Now that's classy....That's the type of girl you could get a blumpkin from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 That's the type of girl you could get a blumpkin from.Now you must explain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 No... it's much funnier if you have to search for it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juliejuliejulie Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 That's the type of girl you could get a blumpkin from.Is this serious?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curby Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 LMFAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 No... it's much funnier if you have to search for it..EW..lol why did i search that?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 wet vac....then keep undiluted pinesol in a cup couple of nights in the garage windows open, then put some charcoal in a pouch under the seat..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 No... it's much funnier if you have to search for it..haha, true. though I'm a little afraid to do that at work. Anything like a rusty trombone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Are you ready for it? Warning, if you scroll down it won't be as funny...Blumpkin - getting a blowjob from a girl while you're on the can, rockin' a deuce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 bahahaha classy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Aww man dewd.. gross! But golly, even though it ended rather awkwardly,it was really nice of her to offer to *ahem* service you. You owe her one. But... BEFORE a heavy meal, so you don't give her a "New York Style Taco."Whatever you do, DON'T google "New York Style Taco." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 fucking epic..total keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 She's a keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 lol wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreator Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 lmfao!lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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