max power Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to pick up snacks and shit, every single fucking day.Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 rut ro shaggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jagr Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 You had me going all the way to the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattKatz Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 I chuckled....Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan_Rider Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 damn it i actually believed this shit for a minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granda080 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 very amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) lol nice one Fred. Edited August 23, 2009 by QuikAccord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 hahahahaha i was like where the fuck does this dude work???then i got to the last part haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kreator Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Velma is not a Lesbian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alab32 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Good stuff... I felt stupid a little though since i didnt catch it right away. Bad morning i guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawayZ Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 and that's how I became the prince of bell aire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) You had me going all the way to the end. Good one Shawn!! Can't rep you anymore right now Edited August 23, 2009 by Fonzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giantxtc Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 LOL, that was a good one raggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbret Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 You had me going all the way to the end. damn it i actually believed this shit for a minute +1and that's how I became the prince of bell aire :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Rep for this thread!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 go shove your ascot up your ass fred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBRzach Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 LMAO!Rep for thread incoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 go shove your ascot up your ass fred. Fred was always the dbag of the group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I'm still not sure this isn't your new job.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Ahhhh I see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Nioce!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 bestest,,,,,,,,,,,ever.........:lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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