sonavabeech Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 (edited) If chicks with big boobs work at Hooters, do chicks with one leg work at IHOP? Edited September 9, 2009 by sonavabeech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 If chicks with big boobs work at Hooters, do chicks with one leg work at IHOP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Nice one.Although, not many big boobs or good looking women work at any Hooters I've been to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Confucious say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Does standing on the toilet make you high on pot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Confucious say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger. "Does standing on the toilet make you high on pot?@ both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut.... discuss amongst yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Do they sterilized the needles used for lethal injections? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 It's always darkest just before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 I've often wondered why there are Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nukcrash69 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Dose not the mountains need the rain? Does not the fish need the air? Does not your scrotum need kicking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 If a man is alone in the forest and says something that no one will hear, will his wife still tell him he's wrong and he's an idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Why do we drive on parkways and park on drive ways ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twisted12 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Why is it that whenever you are cleaning a window, the smudge you are trying to wipe off is always on the opposite side?Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Confucius say,Man who run behind car, get exhausted.Man who run in front of car, get tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Whenever I think about getting a divorce, it's because I don't want her to be my mother in law anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Confucius say,"Man who goes to bed with sexual problem on mind,wake up with solution in hand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giantxtc Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 That's awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with a whore he picked up in town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Sometimes my faith in democracy isn't all that great. After all, the guy voted most likely to succeed in high school didn't really amount to much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Confucius say "Those who live in glass houses should change in basement.""Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut.... discuss amongst yourselves.The peacock is neither a pea or a cock. I just wanted to say cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 The problem with political jokes is that they get elected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.Aim low and you will always achieve your dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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