Cypress Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 I wonder who is on "The Daily Show" tonight?I can’t do this with my dog watching.Yes! Yes! Yes! Right there!Ow! Slow the hell down! What the hell are you doing?It’s cold in here.What am I going to wear tomorrow?I should not have had so much to drink.Did he hear me just queef?Ugh, I hate condoms.Was I wearing lipstick? Is there red lipstick all over everything? F**k, there’s probably red lipstick all over everything.His roommate totally heard that.That’s not the clitoris, darlin’.This reminds me of that time I slept with Brian ...Was it really necessary to wipe the excess lube on your hands on the pillowcase where I was going to lay my head?Crap, I have to wash some laundry.I wonder if this makes me your girlfriend?I’m Belle from “Secret Diary Of A Call Girl,” you’re one of my clients, we’re in a lush luxury hotel, we just sipped the finest champagne and now I’ve shown you my thigh-highs ...Do I look cute from this position?Maybe I should use my vibrator. Would that freak him out?I hope he does that thing again where he ...Do I even know this guy’s middle name?I wonder if I can have more earth-shattering orgasms than this?God, why hasn’t he come yet? I’m bored.I remembered to take the Pill this morning, right?Wow, $78 spent at Victoria’s Secret and it’s in a pile on the floor in less than 60 seconds.Is that my G-spot? Is that my G-spot?I hope we can get this over with so I can go to sleep.Hey, you didn’t pay for dinner and I still f**ked you.You have a completely ridiculous O-face.I’m cooooooooooming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 HA!Was it really necessary to wipe the excess lube on your hands on the pillowcase where I was going to lay my head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NightRider Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 HA!Was it really necessary to wipe the excess lube on your hands on the pillowcase where I was going to lay my head?:lol:Wow...i have gotten yelled at about this a couple times. We'll wipe shit anywhere in the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 guess that means this is true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 totally understanding #25... I quit buying VS.. just for it to get shredded, then I'm pissed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 HA!Was it really necessary to wipe the excess lube on your hands on the pillowcase where I was going to lay my head?Why yes! It was! And you get the wet spot, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 I wonder who is on "The Daily Show" tonight?I can’t do this with my dog watching.Yes! Yes! Yes! Right there!Ow! Slow the hell down! What the hell are you doing?It’s cold in here.What am I going to wear tomorrow?I should not have had so much to drink.Did he hear me just queef?Ugh, I hate condoms.Was I wearing lipstick? Is there red lipstick all over everything? F**k, there’s probably red lipstick all over everything.His roommate totally heard that.That’s not the clitoris, darlin’.This reminds me of that time I slept with Brian ...Was it really necessary to wipe the excess lube on your hands on the pillowcase where I was going to lay my head?Crap, I have to wash some laundry.I wonder if this makes me your girlfriend?I’m Belle from “Secret Diary Of A Call Girl,” you’re one of my clients, we’re in a lush luxury hotel, we just sipped the finest champagne and now I’ve shown you my thigh-highs ...Do I look cute from this position?Maybe I should use my vibrator. Would that freak him out?I hope he does that thing again where he ...Do I even know this guy’s middle name?I wonder if I can have more earth-shattering orgasms than this?God, why hasn’t he come yet? I’m bored.I remembered to take the Pill this morning, right?Wow, $78 spent at Victoria’s Secret and it’s in a pile on the floor in less than 60 seconds.Is that my G-spot? Is that my G-spot?I hope we can get this over with so I can go to sleep.Hey, you didn’t pay for dinner and I still f**ked you.You have a completely ridiculous O-face.I’m cooooooooooming!I'm thats what goes through most of the girls minds that I've nailed in the past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 :lol:Wow...i have gotten yelled at about this a couple times. We'll wipe shit anywhere in the moment. That's what curtains are for. Handy wipes, ready whenever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschoolsdime92 Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 I always wondered what those are for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhallam85 Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 I know my past g/f's say #4 hahah its not my fault im so intense for two minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schap Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Is it a bad thing that my wife agreed with most of those comments... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Is it a bad thing that my wife agreed with most of those comments...Depends on your outlook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 This reminds me of that time I slept with Brian ... I'm thats what goes through most of the girls minds that I've nailed in the past same here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRemaly Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Add homework problems to that list.... Yes it's been that bad before , to the point where I start thinking about that problem I couldn't figure out in my calculus homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted November 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 I know my past boyfriends say #4 hahah its not my fault im so intense for two minutesFix it for ya.Is it a bad thing that my wife agreed with most of those comments...For your sake, hopefully not the negative half.Add homework problems to that list.... Yes it's been that bad before , to the point where I start thinking about that problem I couldn't figure out in my calculus homework.Anytime you need a math tutor, you just let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhaag Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 i never thought any of my ex's had time to think about anything during that 'best 10 seconds of their lives'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 i never thought any of my ex's had time to think about anything during that 'best 10 seconds of their lives'.best 10 seconds of their lives.... ahhhh..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhallam85 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I know my past boyfriends's say #4 hahah its not my fault im so intense for two minutesFix it for ya.Thank you! I didnt realize I put g/f's instead of boyfriends! thank again...fag haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhaag Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 best 10 seconds of their lives.... ahhhh..... lol.oh, well it was 10 seconds for them.........i was left wanting..........of course..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Add homework problems to that list.... Yes it's been that bad before , to the point where I start thinking about that problem I couldn't figure out in my calculus homework.Anytime you need a math tutor, you just let me know. I retracked my previous statement on the account of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRemaly Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I retracked my previous statement on the account of...you're not a girl? damnit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 you're not a girl? damnit! Ahh, so close. Damn it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steppenwolf Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Looking into her eyes I can read her mind "Bill you didn't take your Viagra did ya?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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