justin0469 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Man marries video game character by Chris Matyszczyk As you begin to contemplate your Thanksgiving meal, your family gathered around you, your loved ones embracing you, please be thankful you are not Sal9000. Sal appears to be a man with very idiosyncratic needs, which he has attempted to satiate by marrying his favorite video game character. Perhaps you think I have finally lost my last marble. However, please examine this footage. Courtesy of the radical realists at BoingBoing, this video shows that Sal married Nene Anegasaki, a character in the Nintendo DS game, Love Plus.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsikPswAYUM These unique nuptials were apparently broadcast on the Japanese video sharing site, Nico Nouga Nouga, a place where many strange things occur for, no doubt, extremely sound psychological reasons. I don't wish to so much as broach the topic of marital consummation. However, I can tell you that attending the wedding, which was held, naturally, at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, were the bride's virtual video game girlfriend, a live audience and, yes, a real religious priest. I cannot find record of where the happy couple might be honeymooning, but I have an indelible fear that it might be in a very small, dark apartment somewhere in Tokyo. I trust they will have a large and healthy family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meanie Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 FailThis dude needs to be ended....and probably everyone that attended and took part in whole Stunt....this also includes teh DS...I doubt anyone would want to touch that DS anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisknight Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Wtf?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 hopefully him and his hand get along... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 i hope my kids don't see this garb..or maybe they should to enforce the reality that there are wacko's out there and you have to be careful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 What happens if he gets a divorce???? What would she get to keep?Would it be considered cheating if he plays TombRaider? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crf69 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 dont post shitt like this...wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 i posted something like this along time ago but it was a character shaped pillow......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-13 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 I think this should be added to the video that crf69 posted "Japanese People are Weird"http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=38818 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Finish him!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 he's japanese i bet it fit in the memory slot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crf69 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 I think this should be added to the video that crf69 posted "Japanese People are Weird"http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=38818not japanese....but i will eat dog:thefinger: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crf69 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Finish him!!!mortal kombat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 aww geesus. lack of social skill=lifetime of happiness with fake women ? Why can't people with no social skill just marry each other like they used to??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 wtf...i was playing that game 5minutes ago and she said I WAS HER BOYFRIEND!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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