fusion Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 "Thou shalt not bone your intern even if your wife is a frigid bitch"Commandment 14 & Article 39 of the Constitution.Didn't you know?But what if the intern is really, really, really hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 But what if the intern is really, really, really hot?They're currently debating that in the House, but I think the GOP is running a filibuster on it. They want to change the verbiage to read so it's only applicable to MALE interns.Public gays - FTLIn the closet gay congressmen - FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 You must believe this, this, this and this.... but not that because it conflicts with this."Our founders did this!!!!!!!...... well don't pay attention to that, it's obviously not what they meant" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Money is worthless unless god is trusted!I'm agnostic, but am pretty sure a fundie preacher wouldn't see my money as worthless if I gave it to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 I love these threads. These are as entertaining as posts to the "Hooray for Boobies" thread. Everyone wants to confuse their opinions with fact and get all up in a lather about either the "bible thumpers" or the atheists and agnostics...its just funny. My comments are opinion, your comments are opinion, so its nothing more than a pissing match. Folks sit here and say our nation was not "based" on religion, yet the folks who founded the nation were here as the result of religious persecution. Fine. But if things were fine with the church in good ole England, then would they have come here with the same mindset, and when would that have been? The nation's structure is not founded in religion (to meet your point, Fusion, on the Constitution), but the fact that our nation even exists is based on religion and its narrow minded exploits hundreds of years ago, both in England, and here once the "free men" landed. But as I said, this is my opinion. So feel free to bash away. Maybe someday we can get a national do-over, and build a spaceship..we can round up folks two-by-two...Christians, Jews, Bhuddists, Muslims, black, white, oriental, latino, Dems and Republicans...so eveyone is even. Wait. This would be based on some religions already attempted idea, and that would conflict with the concepts of church and state. Nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxie750 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 every war all over the blue planet has been over this"god"person. If he went away all we would fight about is females. FACT lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 every war all over the blue planet has been over this"god"person. If he went away all we would fight about is females. FACT lolQFT! (Except when we went to war for oil.) Baaa-ZINGGGG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Maybe someday we can get a national do-over, and build a spaceship..we can round up folks two-by-two...Christians, Jews, Bhuddists, Muslims, black, white, oriental, latino, Dems and Republicans...so eveyone is even.Build a spaceship!? You suckers can build your spaceshit. I'm waiting for the next time the ol' Hale Bopp comes around and hitching a ride in luxury.Someone fetch me my tracksuit and my koolaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 But the almighty gave oil to the a-rabs... so there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 If he went away all we would fight about is females. FACT lolQFT! (Except when we went to war for oil.) Baaa-ZINGGGG!How about oily females? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWhip Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 every now and then I think it is time to let a thread die... I think we have reached that point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 every now and then I think it is time to let a thread die... I think we have reached that point...We should listen to him, he HAS been here 7 whole days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWhip Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 We should listen to him, he HAS been here 7 whole days.Yea you are right there are not any other forums on the entire internet for people to gain experience with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Yea you are right there are not any other forums on the entire internet for people to gain experience with...What's the entire internet? I has aolza/s/l? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOW Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 every war all over the blue planet has been over this"god"person. If he went away all we would fight about is females. FACT lolI've had "relations" w/my fair share of women and some girls in my day, and I have NEVER found any poontang worth fighting over. Me thinks the above statement is something the women's lib folks like to tell themselves.How about oily females? given unto us by our NON christian Turkish friends... around 238BC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 anyone who doesn't like "God" on their money; I'll happily take it off your hands.personally, i don't give a shit what my money says...BUT, I have to believe that there are millions of American Christians who would be outraged if our money said "in Allah we trust." I'm not sure how those people can so passionately argue that "in God we trust" is 'fair.'I vote that all currency feature a festivus pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 I vote that all currency feature a stripper pole.fixed it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 fixed it for you.Has my vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 every war all over the blue planet has been over this"god"person. If he went away all we would fight about is females. FACT lol Actually it has always been over religion, power or women.Oil and money would fall under the power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWhip Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 What's the entire internet? I has aolza/s/l?oh man I remember those days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 oh man I remember those daysback when "the internet" meant AOL keywords and chat rooms. and when "internet explorer" was "that wierd thing noone uses"Man... that sucked *cries a little* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 anyone who doesn't like "God" on their money; I'll happily take it off your hands.Samepersonally, i don't give a shit what my money says...SameBUT, I have to believe that there are millions of American Christians who would be outraged if our money said "in Allah we trust." I'm not sure how those people can so passionately argue that "in God we trust" is 'fair.'That was my pointI vote that all currency feature a festivus pole.Same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Build a spaceship!? You suckers can build your spaceshit. I'm waiting for the next time the ol' Hale Bopp comes around and hitching a ride in luxury.Someone fetch me my tracksuit and my koolaid.:lol:I am glad you get where I am coming from. Methinks not all do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 How about oily females? Oily females is good fer me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 (edited) yet the folks who founded the nation were here as the result of religious persecution.you're thinking of the pilgrims, and they did not found this country. they came here in 1621, and were long dead when the country was founded 155 years later.the people who are considered the founders of the nation were born here. jefferson, madison and washington were all born in virginia. adams and franklin were born in boston. john jay was born in NYC. alexander hamilton was actually born in nevis, but moved to the colonies when he was a teenager.of the 55 1787 delegates, only nine were born outside of the colonies. Edited January 7, 2010 by John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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