How Are You Going To Die?

[ProudPops]

I'm going at age 56 fighting terrorism in Spain. Clutch, you got four and a half years to win that title!

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

[Casper]

Benjamin Stillman: At age 40 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

[yotaman88210]

Kevin Lauer: At age 72 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

[Pedro]

Pedro: At age 41 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Damn, that's a terrible way to go.

[Putty]

David Putty: At age 72 you will choke on a piece of steak.

Aint that some shit....I love steak. I get it all the time.

[snredrum]

At age 44 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

eh, I just have to remember to never visit an aquarium while I am 44

[samhain138]

Jeremiah, at age 42 You will die in an Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

[Chrome]

At age 25 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. wtf just trying to get my drink on and get cracked in the head or somethin

[MaverickK6]

At age 55 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

[OsuMj]

Michele: At age 52 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Edited June 26, 2009 by OsuMj

[SAMBUSA]

Holy thread resurrection MJ.

[OsuMj]

Holy thread resurrection MJ.

well, its kinda funny, and there were like what, 20 people here in 2006?? Its like new!

[Ron Burgundy]

At age 65 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years

[SAMBUSA]

The "anally oriented" made me lol a little

[Wheezle]

Lance: At age 39 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

[SAMBUSA]

Sam: At age 68 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

What did I go to prison for? Lamb porn?

[Wheezle]

Now thats Funny Sam!!

[OsuMj]

The "anally oriented" made me lol a little

yeah... me too.

[Wheezle]

Hope you like anal! LOL!! If not you better start practicing!! LOL!!

Edited June 26, 2009 by Wheezle

[Cdubyah]

Casey: At age 45 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle

EPIC!!!!!

[mrmako777]

Matthew Cook: At age 38 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

[V4junkie]

Joey: At age 69 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

[Pedro]

Pedro: At age 46 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

[DLN1223]

Derrick Newman: At age 62 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

[Chrome]

Chrome: At age 77 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.