ProudPops Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 I'm going at age 56 fighting terrorism in Spain. Clutch, you got four and a half years to win that title!http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Benjamin Stillman: At age 40 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Kevin Lauer: At age 72 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Pedro: At age 41 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.Damn, that's a terrible way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 David Putty: At age 72 you will choke on a piece of steak.Aint that some shit....I love steak. I get it all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snredrum Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 At age 44 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish. eh, I just have to remember to never visit an aquarium while I am 44 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhain138 Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Jeremiah, at age 42 You will die in an Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 At age 25 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. wtf just trying to get my drink on and get cracked in the head or somethin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickK6 Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 At age 55 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) Michele: At age 52 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer. Edited June 26, 2009 by OsuMj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Holy thread resurrection MJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Holy thread resurrection MJ.well, its kinda funny, and there were like what, 20 people here in 2006?? Its like new! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 At age 65 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 The "anally oriented" made me lol a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Lance: At age 39 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Sam: At age 68 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded. What did I go to prison for? Lamb porn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Now thats Funny Sam!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 The "anally oriented" made me lol a littleyeah... me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheezle Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) Hope you like anal! LOL!! If not you better start practicing!! LOL!! Edited June 26, 2009 by Wheezle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Casey: At age 45 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycleEPIC!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmako777 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Matthew Cook: At age 38 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Joey: At age 69 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Pedro: At age 46 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLN1223 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Derrick Newman: At age 62 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Chrome: At age 77 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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