I guess this is why I work.....

[vintage rider]

POEM

I cross river,

poor and broke,

Take bus,

see employment folk.

Nice man

treat me good in there,

Say I need

go see Welfare.

Welfare say,

'You come no more,

We send cash

right to your door.'

Welfare checks,

they make you wealthy,

Medicaid

it keep you healthy!

By and by,

Got plenty money,

Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.

Write to friends

in motherland,

Tell them

'come, fast as you can'

They come in buses

and Ford trucks,

I buy big house

with welfare bucks.

They come here,

we live together,

More welfare checks,

it gets better!

Fourteen families,

they moving in,

But neighbor's patience

wearing thin.

Finally, white guy

moves away,

..

I buy his house,

and then I say,

'Find more aliens

for house to rent.'

In my yard

I put a tent.

Send for family

they just trash,

...

But they, too,

draw welfare cash!

Everything is

very good,

Soon we own

whole neighborhood.

We have hobby

it called breeding,

Welfare pay

for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?

Wife need pills?

We get free!

We got no bills!

TAXPAYER crazy!

He pay all year,

To keep welfare

running here.

We think America

darn good place!

Too darn good

for white man race.

If they no like us,

they can go,

Got lots of room

in Mexico .

No virus found in this incoming message.

[MidgetTodd]

If you work harder you wont have so many red X's in YOUR post.

[Disclaimer]

There once was a rider from Chillocothe,

Whose political message was quite lofty,

Judges immigrants and queers,

when his bills are in arrears,

Too early for this sh*t without my coffee

© JRMMiii 2010

Edited November 15, 2010 by JRMMiii

[MidgetTodd]

Ghey men and their poetry.

[MidgetTodd]

I dont know if I should or

[jporter12]

Justin's post has earned its props' date='

but Casper's System freewill stops.

Bound to boycott the socialist trend,

IP thought, "This one time, I'll bend."

The Scales of Justice felt the left click,

and reminded Pauly that Ben's a dick.[/quote']

The end is near! IP repping JRM, and often enough that the rep system won't let him repeat it! WOW!

[Disclaimer]

This warning message I also doth receive,

Granting rep I was unable to achieve,

Though earned, it will be left forsaken,

Until Pauly ruins rep once again.

[Disclaimer]

Switching to haiku?

No rhyming, hardly clever

Asian invention.

[MidgetTodd]

My head now hurts.

[Disclaimer]

Hooked on Phonics isn't alone in it's fault

Other bastardizations of English need to be put to a halt,

It's all "D-o-double jizzle, Fo' shizzle I-Pizzle"

The only word that should end with 'izzle' is sizzle-

tits.

[Disclaimer]

Learning a trade in America is completely overrated,

Working hard, getting dirty, and only minimally compensated.

Entertaining, the arts, getting your 15 minutes of fame,

Bieber fever is where its at, not the 'fixing Ducatis' game.

[Disclaimer]

Everyone gets out what they put in to their life

Welfare queens are a myth last time I checked

You can take it easy as you like, or fill it full of strife

But what keeps me from being a bum: a little self-respect

Edited November 15, 2010 by JRMMiii

[Disclaimer]

On the surface I agree with your train of thought,

No one wants to be a sucker, but they can be bought

We have the same goals, just aim to achieve them with different means,

There's a lot more than we both know, going on behind the scenes.

Biased views withholding,

Problems like these will not self-correct

Opinions are in your molding,

but the solution is using your intellect.

[MidgetTodd]

Can we PLEASE get this thread renamed with some epic love poem title for these two. PLEASE!

[vintage rider]

What did I start?

[shittygsxr]

are you two getting an apartment together in lakewood?

[TSB67]

You boys got rhymes for days. Halfway to your money-for-nothing dreams.

[RSVDon]

Epic.

[chevysoldier]

Nominate for "Best of". You two are so cute together.

[Vulcan_Rider]

this seems so fitting

Originally Posted by Isaac's Papa

This thread is double-dipped in homosexuality and then lightly sprinkled with, "Can I suck your dick?"

Failsauce.