jagr Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Not that there's a better one out there. Whatchu got? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "Women, can't live with em, they can't pee standing up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all gonna have to take a bite-Full Metal Jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "If you watch Cinderella backwards, its a movie about a woman who learns her place"/thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 As my girl friend said once, "12 one way half dozen the other." I said, "I'll take 12". She still doesn't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El capitan Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again. - Lou Brown./thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "Seriously, call Kenny Loggins cuz you're in the danger zone" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 It takes a man to hit a bitch - My dad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 (edited) He's got a board with a nail in it! "Homer" Simpson Edited December 9, 2010 by Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever? GySgt. Daniel J. "Dan" Daly, USMCnear Lucy-`le-Bocage as he led the 5th Marines' attack into Belleau Wood, 6 June 1918 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Gump said: He's got a board with a nail in it! Bart SimpsonThat was Homer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 max power said: That was Homer.You're right. I still laugh about that and partly because i'm not sure why it was so funny then but i have an idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Gump said: You're right. I still laugh about that and partly because i'm not sure why it was so funny then but i have an idea.The aliens were taking over the world, until Homer started chasing them with a board with a nail in it. It was actually a quote from Kang the alien.Heres an epic quote all of you should relate to:"Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…" — Hunter S. Thompson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 (edited) Edited December 9, 2010 by jagr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." — Hunter S. Thompson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right!" - Woody Allen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "I promise I won't cum in your mouth" - Probably all of the guys on here at some point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 If you want a threesome, rent em both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhallam85 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener. Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the fuck up!~Step Brothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhallam85 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Dale Doback: I'm just saying, you need to think about your options. I know you two are technically married but that does not mean that they have to live here. Dr. Robert Doback: Dale, I think it's time for a change. For both of us. Dale Doback: Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked. [brief pause] Dr. Robert Doback: We literally have never done any of those things.~Step Brothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Bad324 said: "Seriously, call Kenny Loggins cuz you're in the danger zone"Rep to you Archer Quote...FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhallam85 Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 "I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactalneck." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.If you seek peace, prepare for war.The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. --George Patton-- "Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Our Father in Heaven, before we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way. Our enemies too, according to their own understanding, will ask for protection and for victory. And so, we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. I pray you watch over the young Jack Geoghegan. That I lead into battle. You use me as your instrument in this awful hell of war to watch over them. Especially if they're men like this one beside me, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen. 2nd Lieutenant Jack Geoghegan: Amen. Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen."-We Were Soldiers Prior planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance.They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Ben FranklinWar is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. --John Stewart Mill-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted December 9, 2010 Report Share Posted December 9, 2010 Quote "I promise I won't cum in your mouth" - Probably all of the guys on here at some point I've never made such a ridiculous promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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