crf69 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 i get all the fat girls on match.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Well there are some decent chicks on online dating. Before I met Carrie she was on one of those sites. Not sure what one, but she ended up meeting her prince charming in a bar and didn't need it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted February 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 How'd she end up with you then? What happend to prince charming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Ya know. the ad they stick out there to suck you in is like WOW she's smokin ,,,pretty face, gorgeous eyes, sweet loooking. Then you search your area and it's like...woe, OMG, WTH, eehh, sheese, yike's, WTF, ewe, is that a dude?, holy cow, click fast, yuck, dang.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 I smashed a beer bottle on his head then swooped in for the steal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted February 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Ya know. the ad they stick out there to suck you in is like WOW she's smokin ,,,pretty face, gorgeous eyes, sweet loooking. Then you search your area and it's like...woe, OMG, WTH, eehh, sheese, yike's, WTF, ewe, is that a dude?, holy cow, click fast, yuck, dang.... Yea, youre not really helping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Get whole of kzz he is always looking for a bar hopping partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 I met my wife through Yahoo personals. I know my opinion doesn't matter much, but the bars got to be too much BS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Ya know. the ad they stick out there to suck you in is like WOW she's smokin ,,,pretty face, gorgeous eyes, sweet loooking. Then you search your area and it's like...woe, OMG, WTH, eehh, sheese, yike's, WTF, ewe, is that a dude?, holy cow, click fast, yuck, dang....+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 You could check out one of those Russian bride websites. Ask Judd if he still has the url. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 You could check out one of those Russian bride websites. Ask Judd if he still has the url.Oh, the one that you borrowed my computer to look up? I tried to tell you that google Chrome has incognito, or Internet Explorer has inPrivate browsing. Your wife would never find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_silverfox Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Tried eHarmony, hated the fact that nobody knew how to write or carry on a conversation. And the ones that could write were stuck-up engineers with a lack of social skills. I think most of them on that site were looking to marry for citizenship.Met Flying Brick on Craigslist of all things, and that was just because I posted an ad looking for someone to ride motorcycles with in my area. Regardless of which way you go with the online thing, I really believe in lots of conversation time either via chat/e-mail or face to face. We traded over 80 e-mails before we actually met face-to-face. Who knew I'd get a husband out of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 russian mailorder brides?!?! this sounds right up my alley...skinny blonde chicks that love vodka and speak no english. Sounds like my perfect woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Maybe I need to rethink this marriage thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Maybe I need to rethink this marriage thing?For future blackmail. I'd like an AR15 please, Brian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Maybe I need to rethink this marriage thing?Quoted for later use. Now about getting MT your sisters number...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Now about getting MT your sisters number...?or me. I'd like to take her out for a nice seafood dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 or me. I'd like to take her out for a nice seafood dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 (edited) Last week renting billboards to proclaim your love to the world, this week picking up chicks online. Sounds like one of those"life comes at you fast" commercials Edited February 21, 2011 by shittygsxr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted February 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Maybe I need to rethink this marriage thing?If you do I'm gonna hit on Carrie.Quoted for later use. Now about getting MT your sisters number...? This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphy Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 I have/am using OK Cupid, I have also used Plenty of Fish in the past as well. Really it is a lot like meeting people off line. You have to sort threw a dozen or so crazies before you find a decent one. I think it works well for people who are shy (like me) or people that just need a change to their social circle. Also it is what you put into it. Half ass your profile and your emails you send to the person and you get half assed back. But time and thought into it and it will pay off eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 For future blackmail. I'd like an AR15 please, Brian.Quoted for later use. Now about getting MT your sisters number...?Both of you can go ahead lol. I told her today I hoped she knew she is taking the dog when we get divorced lol.or me. I'd like to take her out for a nice seafood dinnerFuck youIf you do I'm gonna hit on Carrie.And fuck you lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Can I buy her a fish sandwich?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag9HvdWpqlk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Fuck you i was keeping it classy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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