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justin0469

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...as attractive as I do.

http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/23/dating-site-murderer-meme/

Reddit is known for finding and creating some of the best memes on the internet, and now they've struck again with "Dating Site Murderer" (also known as "Good Intentions Axe Murderer"). From what I can tell, the gruesome history behind it goes something like this:

Reddit user spawn02000 decided to upload his picture to the community, titling his post "I uploaded my photo to a dating site... So far no hits.. :(". Knowing full well that his serial murdering eyes, haggard beard and cold blank expression wouldn't do much for the ladies, he simply turned himself into an in-joke with fellow redditors, who began offering advice on how to add to his picture to REALLY get some female attention.

Some of them suggested getting a Manson-esque swastika tattoo(chicks dig tattoos), maybe carrying a ax to show off his lumberjack skills, or maybe simply holding a knife and a clown picture to prove that he has hobbies and interests. All of it is pretty solid advice really, if you're going for that "Devil's Rejects," merciless killer sort of look. You can't get too much more terrifying than the picture already is, so you may as well run with it and see were it gets you. It didn't take long at all before this picture landed spawn02000 in meme territory.

Here are some of the best "Dating Site Murderer" memes I have found on Quickmeme, and I have also posted a couple of my own for your enjoyment. I hope you're dying ... to give this meme a look.

Here are some that I found on the web...

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And here are my contributions...

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