Scruit Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Shitty sharted at arbys.Is that how he got his name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 true storytell us about that time you took Alli (orlistat)thankfully the only times i sharted i was either at home or very very close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 sharting is not the same as just straight up forgetting you have to shit....thats like forgetting to breathe, you cant just "forget" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 thankfully the only times i sharted i was either at home or very very close."Home is where the shart is" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 sharting is not the same as just straight up forgetting you have to shit....thats like forgetting to breathe, you cant just "forget" No, but a focused brain can dismiss it as unimportant until it can delay no more. Then you have a short time to get to a bathroom. In my son's case I'll suddenly heard him stampede through the house for no apparent reason and slam the bathroom door. "Again!" I think.But once you get to def(ecate) con 5 you'd better be near a bathroom. not, say, in a pool where it will take too long to get to the bathroom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 My brain's task manager is always running poopmonitor.exe, usually in the background, but it will take priority processing when necessary, regardless if I'm running sleep.exe, driving.exe, or bangingchicksdoggystyle.exe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 My brain's task manager is always running poopmonitor.exe, usually in the background, but it will take priority processing when necessary, regardless if I'm running sleep.exe, driving.exe, or bangingchicksdoggystyle.exe.hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 My brain's task manager is always running poopmonitor.exe, usually in the background, but it will take priority processing when necessary, regardless if I'm running sleep.exe, driving.exe, or bangingchicksdoggystyle.exe.Backstory on pooping while banging chick doggy style? Post I read on another forum years ago... Guy brought a chubby girl home from a bar and they start gettin' it on. Midway through there's this nasty smell and he looks down and realizes she's accidentally crapped (just a little, if it makes a difference) on his couch while they are doing the nasty. She stands up, goes to get a tissue, pics up the turd, drop it in the toilet, then gets back on the sofa and wants to carry on like nothing happened. Of course, he kept going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Maybe is was a snickers bar outta her fat roll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent2406 Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 In my son's case I'll suddenly heard him stampede through the house for no apparent reason and slam the bathroom door.My five yr old does this all the time! I've had to hand wash poop out of his underwear on more than one occasion. He gets so caught up in what he's doing, he'll wait to the very last second before heading to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idodishez Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 My brain's task manager is always running poopmonitor.exe, usually in the background, but it will take priority processing when necessary, regardless if .......bangingchicksdoggystyle.exe.Honestly never had that even be an issue. Am I doing it wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idodishez Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Of course, he kept going. Couldn't do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 This is a shitty thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 I want to poop in that fountain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadepenn Posted August 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 I want to poop in that fountainYour full of sh!t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Your full of sh!tNot for long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeefZah Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 My brain's task manager is always running poopmonitor.exe, usually in the background, but it will take priority processing when necessary, regardless if I'm running sleep.exe, driving.exe, or bangingchicksdoggystyle.exe.Post I read on another forum years ago... Guy brought a chubby girl home from a bar and they start gettin' it on. Midway through there's this nasty smell and he looks down and realizes she's accidentally crapped (just a little, if it makes a difference) on his couch while they are doing the nasty. She stands up, goes to get a tissue, pics up the turd, drop it in the toilet, then gets back on the sofa and wants to carry on like nothing happened. Fucking. Awesome.LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 i work with a guy who met a girl in a bar and went back to her place and she had plastic down on her bed and asked him if he was into scat play...she wanted to take a shit on the bed on the plastic and lay in it while fucking....needless to say he took off (or so he says) lolYou "work with a guy"? Riiiiiiight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 My poor daughter is going to be so twisted. Got a game called Fart Tag my brother and I used to play when we were kids. My daughter knows this game well now, and is a master in her own right...Victoria leaned down at Walmart about ass level, and I pushed and uncorked an awesome fart close to her head. Only there was an extra surprise for me too!!! Clean up in aisle 7... And I'll just be leaving the underwear here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeefZah Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 I pushed and uncorked an awesome fart close to her head. Only there was an extra surprise for me too!!! Clean up in aisle 7... And I'll just be leaving the underwear here....I think we've all been there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 tbutera2112, I gotta agree with Scruit. Sometimes kids get so focused on what they are doing they either forget they have to go or they don't want to stop what they are doing so they try to hold off for as long as they can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buxnut Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 So they were onterviewing people on 10TV the other day and thos lady was discussing why these fountains are so great.Why the hell does she have that on her head???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 What? Its her doo-rag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 What? Its her doo-rag...More like a "don't" rag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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