jbot Posted April 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 i considered putting it on video, but i was too lazy to do the spectacular "puppy that survives the curbstomp-a-thon hunger games the longest" selection process like I originally planned and a simple coin toss is too lame to get on cam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Not if you're wearing a man thong and feather boa it isn't lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykill Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Not if you're wearing a man thong and feather boa it isn't lame.^ this. Step up the video or don't have the competition. Surprised this didn't get more hits actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Its not going to get hits without a video... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykill Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 ^ Truth spoken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted April 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 lol where am i going to get a feather boa and/or thongs? your mothers left my bed earlier this morning after making me breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 She doesn't wear underwear so wouldn't hve mattered. Hit up Goodwill, I'm sure they have nice clean thongs and boas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 I don't want more hits.. 50/50 is better odds I pick up a trailer this weekend than 1 in a 100 odds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted April 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 ok, i have an idear. it still won't involve video (cause it might be a misdemeanor if i publicly post it) but i think an image might be ok.once i get some time, i'll execute the plan and post the results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Gigggity. A trailer and possible criminal charges, this is getting good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 And Here We Go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Soggy Biscuit.First one to finish gets the trailer.Seconds place eats the biscuit.GO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 i was thinking more one person gets even, the other gets odd, and then there is a set period of time for posts on OR, that way we all have control, but nobody really gets to choose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 I suppose a spaghetti eating contest would be biased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Soggy Biscuit.First one to finish gets the trailer.Seconds place eats the biscuit.GO!I have always called this "moldy toast." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 or a softest hair contest...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRMN8TR Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 I have always called this "moldy toast."And I always called it delicious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 I suppose a spaghetti eating contest would be biased.I vote this ^. We could just call it mine for sure, no way that skinny kid can hurt the pasta like this fat boy can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted April 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 (edited) Please excuse my tardiness. Got caught up with work, didn't get to break for lunch til just a bit ago.The results of the "Over 5000!!1!1!! Trailer Winrar Selection" is now complete, and I will describe the events below. exhaustive selection criteria was as follows:I printed out 2 images that I believe best represented the candidatesI laid them out side by side on a tableI gazed into their eyes for a while, longingly. mouth breathing, just enough.I closed my eyes with the images imprinted in my mindI spun around in place 10 times while fapping like fucking crazy (no lube, had to be hardcore)After I got the timing down, made sure I knew that the table was at least in front of me and moaned like I was the last panda left on earth, dying from autoeroticasphyxiationIt took a couple tries to get the timing just right. On the 4th try, I got it, but a little blood came out. Or hot sauce from when I was eating wings for lunch, I dunno which.............results:congrats to imprezz, you are winrarsorry Todd! The coin toss didn't go your way. I'll buy you some spaghetti sometime.Imprezz, you can email or PM me so we can arrange you coming by to grab the trailer. Edited April 11, 2012 by jbot grammar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MidgetTodd Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Ill still come for it if he fails or is just to scared to be alone with you after this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 That's a pretty solid way to choose. I approve and enjoyed every second of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 i was thinking more one person gets even, the other gets odd, and then there is a set period of time for posts on OR, that way we all have control, but nobody really gets to choose?34 GET wins trailer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 He has not responded yet I guess I get the trailer by default 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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