BornSinner Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 I got this from another forum....This is fun to do. The only catch is that you cant ask the person whoposted it anything about it! Just read the 'offense' and ifyou've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each'offense' and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bar Tab is$........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount ofyour fine. And lets be honest!!!Smoked pot -- $10Did acid -- $5Ever had sex at church -- $25Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next toyou--$40Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25Had sex for money -- $100Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20Vandalized something -- $20Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10Beat up someone -- $20Been jumped -- $10Crossed dressed -- $10Given money to a stripper -- $25Been in love with a stripper -- $20Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15Ever drive drunk -- $20Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50Used toys while having sex -- $30Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20Went skinny dipping -- $5Had sex in a pool -- $20Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20Cheated on your significant other -- $10Masturbated -- $10Done oral -- $5Got oral -- $5Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25Stole something -- $10Had sex with someone in jail -- $25Made a nasty home video -- $15Had a threesome -- $50Had sex in the wild -- $20Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25Went streaking -- $5Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15Been arrested -- $5Spent time in jail -- $15Played spin the bottle -- $5Done something you regret -- $20Had sex with your best friend -- $20Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25Had anal sex -- $80Lied to your mate -- $5Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25Tally it up and Title it...'My Bar Tab Is ____' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted March 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 My bar tab is $670 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrish Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Jesus man I'm broke at $750.00. I'm just glad you didn't have to add it up for everytime it happen or you did something more than once!!:Dgood post ,you could add a lot more stuff to!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 I even get junk mail on the forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 $845 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 $760 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted March 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Thank you all for making me look better.....$670...Im a good boy?$750$845...DAMN!!!$760 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockybalboa Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 OK really?I only got $580. In order to get that high I think you have to be doing some same sex stuff.GROSS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exSRAaron Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 $335 here...^i agree with Rocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisoh Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 $45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 OK really?I only got $580. In order to get that high I think you have to be doing some same sex stuff.GROSS! No, Sorry, don't get your hopes up man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 510 here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 N/M I re-read my post it's only $645, not $845, I fucked up when I posted it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Im not posting mine.. Either my math sucks or Ive done some shitty things in my life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 $580 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 $430Yeah, most of it you have to do gay shit to get high total. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 $430Yeah, most of it you have to do gay shit to get high total. No ya dont.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 my bar tab is $440 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 $120, kinda suprised its that high... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 $430Yeah, most of it you have to do gay shit to get high total. Nope. I added it all quickly,but if you did EVERYTHING the total is around 1100. That leaves plenty of room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 No ya dont.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 $120, kinda suprised its that high...same here $170.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r6allstar Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 $690.. so ashamed lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 120??? 170???!!!!!! man you guys need to live a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 oh yea and im starting to think that dweezl might be flounders best friend, with all the same sex q's that had to be answered. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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