20thGix Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Well i was inspired by a pic in the "Funny pic" thread to pull one over on the wife. So i ran to the Dollar Store on lunch and grabbed a few things.Today is her 30th bday. No im not a total ass this isnt the only thing i did for her. A couple weeks ago for her brthday we went to the Mellow Mushroom in Columbus for luinch and met some friends of hers from Cleveland and spent the rest of the day at the Zoo. So she isnt expecting anything today when i get home from work.Here's the final product. I did write a really sweet note in the card that plays into whats in the bag. If i never sign in to OR after today you know what happened to me.I also stapled the bag shut so she has to read the card first. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Nice knowing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowdog Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 haha well played, you should get with Scruit and tape her reaction!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrown57 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Your welcome for the idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRMN8TR Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 I don't see the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thGix Posted October 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 haha well played, you should get with Scruit and tape her reaction!! If i got video i would feel obligated to post it here for the lulz. If i posted it here she would not find the humour in that and im sure would be for real pissed. Audio on the other hand....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 I'd go to the jewelery store and get a "jaykay" gift when she gets pissed....but that's just me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 If you really want to surprise her...two dudes.I'll volunteer if she's hot.No homo...just a good time for her.I can be in Troy by early evening.Feel free to PM me a picture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thGix Posted October 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 I'd go to the jewelery store and get a "jaykay" gift when she gets pissed....but that's just meMeh....luckly she isnt in to jewlery. Im sure she will find the humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anden Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) Dibbs on bike. I will take Landon also. I will pray for you. May your wife have mercy on your soul. Edited October 3, 2012 by Anden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 lulz I don't know your wife but if you say she will laugh then I'm sure she will. I feel sorry for all the guys out there that don't have a woman with a sense of humor. I know my girlfriend would laugh her ass off and immediately get me back with something similar and likely funnier for the next gift giving holiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolWhip Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 My wife would think this to be hilarious as well, but I would have to make sure it wasn't all I got her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thGix Posted October 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Past christmas's her and her dad used to give back and forth this fugly ass purple felt box that looked like someone Be-Dazzled it. In it they would try to find the most horrendous bottle of liquor they could find and give as a gift to each other. So every other year we have that box laying around the house along with some off the wall bottle of booze waiting on Christmas to get rid of it. It's all in good fun fellas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thGix Posted October 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Mission accomplished! After she read the card she was like "awww babe that's so sweet". Then when she opened the bag and pulled out the sponges the look on her face was priceless. The next words out of her mouth were "O you motherfucker". Hahaha! We had a laugh and I still had a gift card for her to a book store. Seems that she has changed my name to asshole for the time being. I'm going to be on my toes come Christmas and my birthday though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaDoc Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Ah you posted already, So they have wifi in heaven ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Good idea with the giftcard, I was just going to post and ask if you had a backup plan. But seems like you have a wife who sees humor in a lot of things. My wife would have stapled me to the wall by my testies and let me dangle upside down. Killing me would just be to easy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner75 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 i ran this idea past my wife, even told her what you did for her prior to this. And she says that should wouldve been pissed until i would have reminded her about the previous dinner and visit with friends. That is the problem with women, they have to be reminded of the good things us men do. This is why my "nice, romantic" things i do are done at the holidays and the hallmark holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thGix Posted October 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Ah you posted already, So they have wifi in heaven ? Internet cafe outside the pearly gates while you wait. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 No gang bang?Shoot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 +rep - nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) Surprised she didn't think the gift was you cleaning the house... Edited October 4, 2012 by snot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Nice job. SHoulda threw in some KY to add humor.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 ive learned some people need new wives 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slingingchic Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Hell if my husband would buy my cleaning supplies I would be excited! Id buy him a lil maid outfit in return though 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan1 Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 ive learned some people need new wives You forgot to add fiancee's and girlfriends to this statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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