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Dude had a mean sounding Vette. He pulls up next to me and it's on. I said bye bye each time. One time he tried to do a fly by and I nailed it. By the time he got next to me we were matched and then I went bye bye again. I just wanted to share that I gave him the thumbs up for the fun...this young motherf'r gives me THE BIRD! SORE LOSER!

that's right, I get rug burn on my tongue from all the carpet munching I do. You're just jealous thanks for my first neg rep ass

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Grammar is important! Capital letters are the difference betwen helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Midgettodd is wearing a leprechaun costume?

Ps. You can put your cum dumpster to better use and blow me

I'm out, got a CCW class all day

fairly simple concept really....its a chevy hauling a ford:p..this concept happends all the time and more often than most realize:D

Fixed it 4ya

and you would regret that decision the next time we cuddled

Id give Yota's left nut and shaft for an xbow

I usually don't agree with you, but when I do it's usually when you quote idiots. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__8TEoUtILSQ/TEutWphyVYI/AAAAAAAAARI/CLVQN7thTj4/s320/most_interesting_man.jpg P.S. I'm saying I agree with you and that codyh is an idiot.

that can be quickly fixed... just give me a half hour lead time...

I call bull shit on this. I been using an iPhone since 3g dropped, and it has been damn near 2 years for me

I dunno what laid it, but I know it was in Kenya.

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas." The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how things went. "How many sales did you make today?" The young man replied without hesitating, "One." The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid said, "$101,237.64." The boss said, "$101,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!" the kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Blazer." Amazed, the boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?" "No, he came here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend’s shot, you might as well go fishing.'"

Has any one told you that you're gay lately because you are

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