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sum up thread. "i come on your site and talk shit, and then you just watch me talk shit on my own site" Wow, brandon, if this whole store ownership thing falls through you should totally apply to write slogans for harley davidson. "I pretended to play along, while puffing and beating my chest in front of my friends" "please let me advertise, I'll be good I promise" "but i really like you guys" "i really do" "you hate me" "i really like you guys, but you hate me" "you're missing out, I'm the coolest, but you already hate me" "I'm a man, I have needs, please help me" "i really like you guys, but the big bad admin is making me look bad" "i didn't mean to say all those mean things about you" "you made me say all those things" "fine, I don't need you, you need me" "don't you want to be as cool as me?" "I'm not really a jerk, I'm just a friendly troll" "please please help me" "Pay attention to me" "i'm gonna lash out" "you need me" "I'm cooler than all of you" "please please pay attention to me" "i really do have a life, I don't need you" "pay attention to me" "I need attention" Why don't you like me?" "you need me" "give me attention" "i'm cooler than i seem, i promise" "at least not everyone hates me" "please help me, i need you" "I'm doing fine, i don't need you!" "okay, i lied, i do need you, please help me" "i'm so scared, please help me" "fine, i don't need you, i'm cool by myself" "please help me" "fine, I'll take my chuckie cheese token and you can't play with me" "i'm cooler than all of you" "i tried to be your friend, but you wouldn't help me" "cmon, just be my friend, i'm really cool" "I'm so cool, you have no idea" "you're a big meanie" "Fine, I'll take my bat and ball and go home, this is your last chance" "your really really last chance" Brandon, honestly, I think you should see a psychiatrist regarding your bipolar disorder. I have some real world experience, and think you might benefit from some mood stabilizing meds, such as resperidol, benzotropane, topamax...

This is the most entertaining thread ever! I don't know anyone here or any of the assfault junkies so this is an unbiased opinion. Brandon you are an idiot!!! So what if you can't advertise on this forum??? People know about your shop and if they choose to they will buy from you. Coming here crying and posting crap on your site is not helping your case. Also, just from looking at your site I wouldn't do business with you anyway. I understand you guys wanting to have fun but before you opened your business you should have come up with a plan. Perhaps your forum should be separate from your shop. The internet can be a great tool if you use it wisely but also remember it could take your business down. And to OhioRiders I think you are a few social classes higher than the junkies. Stay safe guys and gals!

...I will be giving away my shitty open trailer. I know it doesn't really come close to making up for all the awful retarded shit I post, but hey, it shows I care, right? It's ugly, but very functional (at least, last time i used it, which was last year). It has a 3000lb limit (doubtful) and weighs approx. 300lbs (likely). I forget what size ball it's setup for, but it's smaller than what your mom is used to. Should be 1.5" or 1.75" (whatever the common size is) but it is less than 2". If you don't like your things to be ugly, you'll want to give it a better... umm... "paint job" than I did. The turn/brake light on the rear right side is also a bit goofy... sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Should be a couple bucks to fix. I also recommend doing a grease/repack job. The criteria for eligibility is the following: 1. You are doing at least 1 track day this year 2. You must pick it up (I ain't delivering a free trailer, biatch!) 3. You will actually use it for a while. You won't just get it and resell it within a year. That would be lame. If you do sell it, please donate it to a charity (like air fence, or something with cancer, or put a laughable bounty out for the murder of Kony, or whatever). You could also give it to the next person that needs it. Below are pics (it looks shittier now cause of my "paint job(s)" loolololol post here for your candidacy and how you meet the requirements. posting funniez for the benefit of all is recommended. Oh yeah, trailer is located in Mentor, OH. about 25-30 minutes NE of Cleveland. EDIT: I guess I should put a arbitrary "cut off" date for candidacy posts. Let's make it Weds, April 11th. I still don't know how I'm going to decide who is winrar. it will probably involve a litter of puppies with name tags that have usernames written on them, a curb with peanut butter lathered all over, and a timer.

I'm a white Asian targeting a poor innocent black tod. He was wearing his "don't stir the shit" hoodie with a pocket full of "rational discussion" fried chicken. I lost him after chasing him down with magleys rocket launcher loaded with "I have no basic understanding of how affirmative self defense is applied in law" incendiary rounds. Uncle pink flanked me, and was about to turn me into just another one of his white wimmenz, but Thank god exarch was there with his mighty fists that can knee cap everyone who commit crimes and even thinks about carrying protection... He saved me by turning back time and making sure I wasn't in a bad neighborhood. Then I woke up from this nightmare to find myself in a world where Asians had ginger nipples, and seppuku'd to preserve my honor and sanity.

I knew a place in Cincinnati, but they ran into some advertising issues.

You big fucking pussy. This has to be your worst post on here ever. If you can't find a way to continue the drama shut your pacifying lips by sucking my tiny yellow cock.

If I were you, I'd stay well clear of Off-Topic and all the associated subforums. Failure to heed this advice will probably result in you bitching about how you've lost your job by constantly being on OR attempting to defend your opinion instead of bitching about your data plan or whatever the fuck that was about. Consider yourself warned.

If you need to be shot you need to be shot, where on your body doesn't matter. We can discuss this as men or you can be made to be offended. I'm not upset that you have a different opinion because you don't know what you don't know, your choices work for you even if they seem naive to most adults who use their brain. People that know self defense choose to carry because they understand disparity of force, I'm glad you choices work for you but your person philosophy lacks judgment that most aren't able to reason away. (I hope you all are proud of me for containing my comments to a civil reply.)

I think I should get rep for reading all of these pages.

How the heck is he supposed to see? EMOs are actually good drivers. They only ever cut themselves off.

The five friends include: That Dude Ringo QuickZX9R ShankroidBeast Jcroz91 Together they form Douchesaurus!!

Hey all, Figured I would do what I can to make the road a safer place for us out there. These decals are free to those that want them. I haven't decided on which design of the two I'm gonna make yet but I think we're looking at about 6" wide by 3" or 4" tall. Die cut decals that can go on windows, bumpers, whatever you want... Edit: If enough want them and Casper is cool with it I will make the ones that say OhioRiders.net underneath since I had not yet asked permission. Damn this 2 hour message limit...

This is bullshit. I was policing up butts in the Corps over 30 years ago, smokers have always been nasty fuckheads. What has changed is that we have entered the pussyfication of the country where people are actually expecting to not be offended. Peoples actions haven’t changed over time but people think they are so special now that they expect to be treated as such. Shut up and grow a pair, you are not owed everyone else’s courtesy.

Can we all hug now and get a beer or two? For fuck sake I missed putting my kids to bed over this goddamn thread!

not the same... wearing a helmet in a bank could be viewed as out of the ordinary... wearing the hood up on a sweatshirt in the beginning of April is a daily occurrence... same as wearing gloves in the winter, sleeveless shirt in the summer, etc.... there's nothing out of the ordinary about wearing a regular hoodie with the hood up not saying the helmet means you're up to something, just saying it warrants a second look while a hoodie should not

Didn't this occur in Florida? If so why are prescribing ORC?

You sir fail...

You can claim what you want. If it can be proven otherwise then the claim will fail.

SOMEONE went to the P.I. Jarhead slut.

Imma go eat wings like a BOSS Tues night so they all out on Weds. Wut

Thanks! she knows I feel this way, I am very proud of her and she even volunteers to help with community service

not in German, it's not... GrammatikNazi muhahahaha

Cliff notes for those short on time. Magley is retarded Everyone else thinks the legal system should do its thing before you start bitching. Remember those boys at duke?

We have a 14 yr old girl. I can take her anywhere without fear of how she will act.

QFT. I am not ashamed to say that I am often compliemnted on how polite my kids are in public. But they also exercise the same level of manners at home with the wife and I. Please and thank you are common place, and it's because we exercise it with them as well as instruct them to act as such. While we don't ask our kids to do what is expected of them ("Please clean you room for me?" - Uh, no. I am the parent, this is my house.) we do exercise the same courtesy with them that we expect them to use with others. The whole golden rule thing really works if you apply it regularly. And being a youth football coach for the last 6 years, having seen dozens of families from all walks of life, it's not hard to tell why kids act a certain way.

You want a Versacarry. A couple guys had them at the instructor course. Vid doesn't show the trigger guard. You can see it on their site. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWwBmNWENK0&feature=youtube_gdata_player http://www.versacarry.com/how-it-works

Where's the public outrage with this? Why is one way racist wrong but the other isn't? http://www.seraphicpress.com/blacks-set-white-on-fire-you-get-what-you-deserve-white-boy/?wpmp_tp=1

here is an interesting article, from the huffington post: yo mama so fat...

Posts can be double posted.

I'd like to think that's where I'm at too. The bitching does make me laugh though. Mainly at myself. "ohioriders.net: a place where people talk about guns and epeni." "afj.com: a place where people talk about ORDN."

thanks for my lunch entertainment. innocent until proven guilty. there was an investigation. the man claimed self defense. medical records show he had a broken nose and a wound on the back of his head. a police officer said his back was wet with grass on it which would back up his claim of his head being bashed in the ground. the man tutors african american kids in his neighborhood. he is hispanic not white. NBC made this into something its not. Ill wait till the court ruling comes but he sounds pretty innocent to me. Everyone saying he is the aggressor listened to the NBC tape. Listen to the real tape and read the police report. sharpton and jackson should read this article...http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-03-04/news/31122324_1_white-boy-fire-tv-station then they should watch this... http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhbsFTQfx5486MTJPx

Lets roll!

If this makes it to trial I hope the prosecutor has the sense to charge him with something that will result in a conviction even if it is jaywalking. The L.A. riots could have been avoided if the prosecutors hadn't of over reached with their charges. It would have been a slam dunk to have charged them with assault. Based on protests so far if this makes it to court there better be a conviction or expect to see riots. I don't know what happened in this case but I would have no issue if it doesn't go to trial. A death does not mean a crime was committed.

lock his ass up and throw away the key the kid was walking through a neighborhood....just because he is black he is instantly "shady"? he was there visiting with family, its not like he broke in the dude who shot him took his "neighborhood watch" too seriously, and it got out of hand. if the guy was "suspicious", the man should have called the police and reported it...not confronted the kid himself and pick a fight....sounds like he confronted the kid and picked a fight, started getting his ass beat, and pulled out a gun he should have never had any interaction with the kid at all - you know, just like the police told him not to

Jagr has a room booked also.

oh please start an intro thread then voicing your desire to find a back! You will probably get a great response

I have been a Browns season ticket holder since they came back in '99, and the first two years I still lived in FL! So I know exactly where you are coming from with the Jackets. I love hockey, and am a NJ Devils fan, and just haven't been able to embrace the Jackets, primarly because of the losing. But I will bleed brown and orange until the day I die, as well as scarlet and grey. And soccer is for fuckers that can't catch.

If I was your dad I'd have sat in the courtroom with a set of these:

I personally crash a bike with every new helmet I buy, just to make sure.

Have you seen this movie? It's quite good.

:lol::lol::lol:

Maybe it's AFJ...lol Good thing is that the rabbit body was still there. Owl's prolly trying to raise a family. To each his own.

Chupacabra!!!!!!

If the accident had been worse, that surely would've made it to the Darwin Awards.

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels . The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend", and "The barbie is cancelled." The latter has never been used.

Zx's are the best there is! Go Kawi!