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**FREE for someone that needs it** When i bough my bike 5yrs ago the guy gave me this jacket with it. It was used when i got it and i wore it for the first year or so its been hanging in the closet since. Its not in perfect conditon but is definatley still wearable. One of the zippers on the arm is missing the little tang but still functional. Maybe a stain here and there. It is a large. I would like for it to go to someone that has nothing better to wear or is strapped for cash at the moment. If your local you can come get it or this Saturday i will be at the Meet-n-Greet in Dayton. If that doesnt work, throw me a couple dollars and i will ship it USPS.

Happy birthday

Happy birthday Jason!!!

Happy birthday man.

Happy birthday. Now, pass the cake!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Y24SNfH2Q

Seriously? You know what I'm talking about... the guys who wear leather vests with titles on the front like "lead tit squeezer" and "bubba" then they have their group patches plastered all over the back with funny little sayings stitched on them. My point is simple, it's a lot of beauracracy and bullshit to be accepted by a group. If you like to ride with some people, ride with them. Why all the pseudo class structure? I have plenty of people I enjoy riding with, and when i'm in the mood to ride I might call them. It just reminds me of little children playing "house". And yes, I too get very annoyed by the bikers riding in formation blocking the normal flow of traffic, not so much on my bike though, because I can usually either squeeze through, or hit the shoulder while giving them the finger as I pass.

Red Honda sport bikes only No night riding No riding in the rain No riding on the highway Only weekend riding Minimum of 350 per outing, 120 miles must be flat, straight and boring All start times are strictly enforced All gas stops are to be between 60 and 85 miles No lunch breaks or stopping to eat. No riding in less than 50 degree weather Must have at least one street bike wreck Must have owned at least eight street bikes Must have learned to ride a motorcycle on a dirt bike Must own at least one off road motorized machine Must maintain an average of 60mph while moving All riding gear must be approved Must have prior military experience (If club size gets too large it will be Marines only.) No passengers Must carry zip ties, tools, tire repair kit, air compressor, extra clothes, extra visor & first aid kit No alcohol or drugs All rear tires must be changed within 2K miles Must have rode at least 1000 miles in 24 hours Must have rode an excess of 12K miles in a year When passing the ride leader a shoulder shove is required No making fun of the members with gray hair Facial hair is optional but likely Cannot wear the same helmet two consecutive rides Trailering to vacation destinations is optional Owning a scooter is extra bonus cool points Being armed is recommended but not required, Glocks preferred, no 1911s The only non riding discussions at gas stops are to be about firearms No registered democrats or republicans Must have competed in at least one road racing event All members that receive a moving violation will be ridiculed Hitting a rev limiter when stationary is punishable by firing squad Factory exhausts only Special note: Crashes on group rides are optional. There has been entirely too much emphasis on making them required. If this practice continues crashes will be removed from the list of possible activities. Waivers to all rules and membership requirements can be acquired through sexual favors. The exalted club leader prefers to be called “The Grand Poobah.”

Cool, I'm in!

Happy Birthday! :119:

Happy Birthday

Happy Bday

Thanks 'erbody!

Happy bday

Happy Birthday.

Keeping with the pope theme...

Happy B-Day!!

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Happy coming out of the vag day

+1 Words to live by from Nick, the great American philosopher.

Take it to isaacs papa for the tires and expertise. Stay for the underhanded (and over the top) insults, berating of your wrenching work and general rants.

You can get one of these. All you have to do is sign your title over to your bike and your in!

this seems to have gone the typical way Step 1) Newb OP starts thread about something he disagrees with Step 2) the regulars rip him Step 3) 1 or 2 Knights in shining armor show up for the cause Step 4) he gets ripped Step 5) it goes to shit with 35 different opinions of who's right and who's wrong Step 6) OP never shows up in thread again Step 7) thread goes gay and dies let this be the death of this abortion

No alcohol or drugs?! Well fuck you, I'm going to start my own motorcycle club... with blackjack, and hookers & blow

That snake on your gun has a weird looking penis

I am now picturing "Slow Cruiser Track Days" where clubs rent out the track and form one big circular parade, rotating around the track at 25mph.

80,000 miles ....... of riding cock

If I wanted to ride with a group, I'd have bought a bus.

That's some pretty bold shee-ite right there. I see a few assumptions that are whack. It seems you haven't been around (what you would call) real riders except for that club. There's a lot more "riders" than what you think out there. How many miles do you have to ride a year, so you can call yourself a biker? Please let me know so that I have a goal to shoot for this year.

Done that in 2000. Fuck running with bitches. If it's a good thing that should be, nobody has to change anything.