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Make me a mod so that I can give a whole bunch of motherfuckers a time out for this drawn out broke dick thread. Sent from my Nexus 6 using Tapatalk

Why is "nothing but heavy breathing" not an option?

If I see one more motorcycle video with some shitty fucking techno music or gay goth shit, I'm going to punch a baby!

Should have turned this into a 'the winner gets to ban the losers for 3 days'...lol

this forum wouldn't be any fun if we didn't have hatefuck grandpa, le tour de duckkake, and the others around to keep us entertained. so no, they may not quit. they are not allowed. they have to sit there, and listen to me spout my shit while i campaign ferociously to become a mod so they can't ban me when i really start crossing the line.

I didn't have any trouble making my reservations, and I'm a Retard.

Not much compares to 2 of them at the same damn time. So I decided to help myself survive

"This official Ducati sheet of plastic which usually retails for $5 when not covered in official Ducati regalia (priced $199 as shown), has the added benefit of catching and retaining the massive amount of various oils, coolant, and fluids (leaking fluids also a patented feature, standard on all Ducati vehicles). You're welcome, chumps." -Ducati S.p.A., probably.

This is why you should buy a bike with soul. The standard Japanese inline 4 has past it's prime. You need to get a triple or a "V" motor of any cylinder config so that it sings to you when you ride it. If you need techno to cover up the sound of your bike, you just need a better bike.

Well 2 675's are loaded in the trailer and I'll be heading down Friday at some point, probably be there late as usual. One of these 675's is a rare 2012 Pandarrrrr edition, and will be offered for sale. You'll have the opportunity to feast your eyes on it, touch it, rub it, sit on it, and even take it for a test ride. (Cash in hand or your first born child will be needed as collateral.) Potential buyers will love the 2-tone black/white panda paint complete with pandeyes. This is the only 2012 Pandarrrrr you'll find with this additional option on this paint color. It has a few small mods, because if you know the Pandarrrrr you'll know it comes with everything you need and tons of mods aren't necessary. Ohlins, Brembo, quick-shifter, its got all the kit. The bidding war will start at $6500 for the lucky owner of this rare bike.

True but if i don't use the money for a 50/50 shot Sunday, I can go to Mid-O next week! Weather is looking great at the moment for all of next week. (Which i will be preregistering for this time)

what about the nostalgic musical musings of a moist slab of prime rib, slap slap slap slapping against the side of your mom? the north end, quadrant 13, zone C.

WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW BOUT IT WHITEY if I can't have you, nobody can

Music. You've heard one gixxer you heard em all

Considering your phone is infected with the Tapatalk virus I wouldn't be too quick to blame them.

I'll agree with you on getting bumped, I was kicking myself in the ass all day for not showing up earlier or registering the day before. Totally my fault. Although, I've been walking on to I group for the past few years without any issues. I disagree with you on open track time though. The open track time at the end of the day is a great way to actually apply what you learned without having your hand held and is what got me hooked on track days. You learn a lot from getting a tow all day but it doesn't force you to find/use your own markers instead of just watching the bike in front of you. As for getting passed, N group would probably be the place to get used to it. With the lower speeds and straights-only passes, the occasional brake check or swerve likely won't end in catastrophe. Better to get used to it then than get bumped to I group and get buzzed mid corner right off the rip. I feel the new format might turn some of the new guys off to track days before they get to experience the joys of open track... I guess that would mean more space in I group though?

Your only redeeming factor is that you'll be dead sooner than the rest of us you old beef jerky motherfucker. Kill yourself. Smooches

I'll see your attempt at stirring the pot. I will challenge your correction. Whoever is the subject in the sentence, not the object. Now the sentence as typed was a grammatical mess. There were multiple sentence fragments with incorrect punctuation. Try again.

if i am voted in as mod, i would put soda in the vending machines, and have pizza on the lunch menu on fridays. i would protect you, our precious members, from the tyranny and hurtful words of our current mods who have nothing but hate in their broken little bitter hearts. in short, if i was voted mod, bacon. bacon, bacon bacon. bacon bacon bacon, blow jobs and bacon. thank you for your consideration

If anybody wants a ride The best roads in Ohio meet at 11am Saturday 8/27/16 at gas station beside the lock 100 5th St Beverly, OH 45715 United States so far Gump,Max power,dre,Blake & I are riding on The east and west side of I 77 route to be figured out post up if you like a route I like east side of 77

May be hard to follow; It sure as hell was hard to lead IRL. Act 1 I ordered some new indicators earlier from amazon https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0195HOSQU/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 Yesterday one old one was dangling by it's rubber mount. When I got home 5:45 I had an email from amazon- 4:59 pm (usual mail delivery 2:30) "We tried but were unable to deliver your package. Your package is now available for pickup at your local Post Office. We apologize for the inconvenience. If you’d like to schedule another delivery attempt, visit USPS Redelivery and enter the tracking number XXX5511699000797688XXX. Please look for a notice of attempted delivery." No slip on door. We have a lockbox. The tracking has the usps zip it's one in the center of town. Act 2 Today I go to the post office and they say no not this office. The big one on the outside of town. 2 20mph school zones later I get there. I give him my ID he says it's not there. I give him a confused look wondering where else it would be. He thought it was with the carrier for delivery. I give him another confused look, wondering why they wouldn't have put that on the tracking. He said "at that hour". (I hadn't given him the tracking because the mobile Hotmail site on my phone will absolutly not allow me to put the cursor in the username field. password yes name NO) It probably wasn't even attempted to be delivered and that comment was the only thing they could put. A comment that they did what they didn't, are going to act on an option without my requested response, and no paper notice correcting the known wrong tracking entry. Act 3 What ever, I pull out of the post office up to a stop sign behind an old Land Rover turning right. I'm at the stop line, he's angled out with his bumper past it. A car goes past and there's a long gap. He pulls out. I'm watching the distance for the next car, pull forward/ stop again, then pull ahead angling out and leaning. The land rover has stopped again. I grab a handfull of brake stoping 3 feet short of him and get my foot down with the bike at about 45 degrees. I slowed it going from down for a second then felt the muscle fatigue and giving up. Over she went. I look at him in his rear, view he sees me, the gap is wasted. Took 2 lifts to get it up as I've never dropped this bike under estimated the weight and didn't have known grab points. He's pulled out now. Didn't turn over, switched the key off and on and it reset the tip sensor and I was off. Until Act 4 (act 2,3,4 all on 1/2 mile stretch of road With lunch traffic, a train crossing with gates and a new stop signal that tells people not to stop on the crossing even when the gates arent down but also leaves 100 yards car free on the other side behind cars stopped at the next stop light. Then a train did cross and a bunch of cars did U-turns. Then the road was reduced to 1 way with construction flaggers. 20 minutes and another 20mph school zone later I'm moving (why are schools ON major through streets? Act 5 My fuel light came on prefectly yeaterday as I got home and the rain started falling. I planned to fill up after the quick post office stop. I made it to the station this time. Gas was cheap almost all pumps full except for the token out of service one. I pull to the exit note a deep muddy pothole and stop behind a work van waiting to turn right. Oh, of course he's fully to the right but turning left across a busy 5 lane corner. There's just enough room to squeeze around If I roll back and forth to get the angle to steer around him. I put a foot down and it falls further than normal... into the edge of the pot hole that was now blocked from my vision by my chin guard. The bike is tilting over. Not twice in one day. Like the clenching grip of rio gymanasts feet i'm pretty sure my toes flexed my solid boot soles to grip onto the pothole cliff. I grunted like an obese weight lifter and pulled the bike back up. Act 6 Got home looked at the tracking, if you can belive it (you can't) the box was delivered to the locker before I left and earlier than the daily delivery. The signals were as dim as the price reflected specs and photos be damend, and I need to order something else. They are heavy metal but loose in a bag both had the powdercoat chipped too. I swore of leds when I bought my current 6w bulbed ones, but now I've sworn off the rubber mounts as they alway work themselves out of the body. One small inner toe is purple and sore with a bump on the side.

I don't know the answer but your mother is a whore. Suck it trebek.

There wasn't much better sound than my VFR and that song is not techno

Thats all on @Casper. And as a mod you wont be able to ban him. Believe me I have tried. But you can change his profile.

Copeland and I will be there either the 5th or 6th.

No, it's probably broke.

we should just get married.

BTW it's a gixxer...you don't need no signal. I can say this since I have one

All in all thanks for the advice guys....I was talking shit...i do like ducati's and Audi is found a joint project where Ducati helps them with aero and Audi helps Ducati with electrical to make it more tech. Adv......I don't favor any bike in particular....this Suzuki is just what I'm comfortable beating up on....Be Safe everyone

Here is your music.

You spoke too soon my friend. I was busy making a new topic for this. I think you will be pleased.

Can't, not an option. Can't add polls after the topic is created. Plus wouldn't do it unless the OP requested it, that would be over moderating. But your point is valid, music sucks. Should be the real sounds of the ride/bike.

I thought we've already established that affirmative action isnt recognized on this board.

Well since this thread is jacked anyway... I grew up in South Lorain County. I was one of two minorities in the whole school. You ready for this? Sure everyone will get a big laugh. I hated Taco Bell simply because of ONE commercial. Last four years of high school all I heard was, "Yo Taco, run for the border!" I'm actually Peurto Rican so technically I swam. Now I can laugh about it. But back then, I'd throw down a bunch. Only three suspensions! Like you I was also adopted into a white family. But being Asian must suck ass. That community is tight and I'm sure you don't fit in with the culture. And for women---not to stereo type but your fucked! Just become a millionaire. Lots of gold diggers out there! Money wins over penis size every time. ( Joke, please don't get butthurt, I also poked fun at myself).

Yes, diversity. Something that needs to happen on OR. ( yea, gotta stir the pot a bit). My community had many Asian, Indian, black and Hispanics on just one block. My kids haven't had to deal with the racial crap yet.

I will need the credit card number, expiration date and the three digit number on the back to be able to fully help you with this situation.

Yea, Honda gay'd them up after the rr was established. Never understood why they offered both bikes for a few years. They never sold. I purchased one of the first ones in the area from Competition. To me FI on a 600 was a big deal. After putting 25k miles on the street it did ANOTHER three years Endurance racing. We never had a DNF because of a mechanical issue. Sold it to a local guy before leaving for Texas. Wonder how long he had it.

So many people seem to think 30k is high miles and it's gonna die soon. Let's do some math on that. If you bought a bike new for $9k and you only got 30k miles out of it, you'd have paid basically .30 cents a mile to ride that bike. Plus gas, insurance, mods you did. Do your actual factory recommended services on time and fix things when they need fixed and keep the thing. You'll get so many more miles than 30k. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Isaac's papa is a ducrappy fanboy, he's just here to stir the turd.

Welcome to the OR community!

my long-standing role of concierge and lobbyist is much more lucrative anyway. Besides, everyone who becomes mod around here disappears quicker than someone with information on Hillary

Your forgetting where you are sir Bot...... It's. ..... Hookers and Blow For All !!!!

Eat shit and die. TIA

I'm basically in Amanda but back by clear creek. Lancaster address, Amanda phone number and school district. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

If y'all wanted me to mod all you have to do is ask.

It was sold and returned to rightful owner by the purchaser.

It's a HD. I pushed it out of the shed and polished it then pushed it back in the shed.

Could Amazon payment process be any worse? /ross voice trying to recover 2100 stolen reward points they took but didn't apply. They want to cancel my order which apparently triggered a $30 -200% price increase for a strut and $50 350% increase for a bottom bracket and have me reorder paying new price. Ahh no. chatting with suraj...

I nominate Marlboroman.