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Not that anyone missed me but I was in the Caymans doing some diving for a few weeks. Luckily, Matthew turned north and missed the Caymans or it may have been ugly. We were on a live aboad dive boat for 10 days so depending on where we were, our shelter may have been limited. Anyway, it's always fantastic diving there and I thought I'd share some pics and vids from the trip. The reefs there are protected and it's a very popular diving destination so the wildlife there is very used to having divers in the water. Some even like interacting with them. There are several large groupers there that follow divers around like a dog and like to be petted. This is one of them (I think they named him Freddie)... There was also a nurse shark that they call FINS (friendly inquisitive nurse shark) that is very friendly as well. I was able to pet it a few times...it's very surreal. Here is a video another diver shot of FINS scaring the shit out of another diver who didn't know it was there. This is a shot of Bloody bay wall off of Little Cayman. The top of the wall is about 40 feet and then it drops straight off for thousands of feet after that. Here is me hanging out near one of the wrecks... One of the many swimthroughs around the islands...most are might tighter and longer than this. One of the friendly turtles that comes right up to you. All of the stills and the first video were taken with my GoPro. I have a bunch more video and will be doing a compilation on Youtube when I have the time.

Bitch better bring donuts

I'll be a little rusty on day one, haven't been out much. Plus we are rolling heavy with luggage full unlike most gap trips where all our shit is back at the cabin. But by day two we'll be on more familiar roads to me and I'll have my groove on by then. and it's "Because, Fucking race Bike" he might have to toss out the espresso maker to catch me but then when he catches me we will only have bagels to eat with no coffee.

show him who has the real fucking race bike.

I will be running my usual pace except when Tim passes me, then I will go @Mach Retard for a couple of miles just so he knows he ain't shit. Then back to normal.

When I got bumped from N to I at Mid-O, the instructor said we were clicking off 1:50's consistently. I dont have a lap timer, I need one of those.

It's far from you but i would not recommend Northern Ohio Ducati. First issue was i had them quote changing tires and they told me $40/each. I had the bike in for the R/R recall already so i said go ahead. Once it was done they charged me $80/each cause the wheels were on the bike. They also charged me to resafety wire the wheels back on which i never asked for. They basically said o-well, pay up. I had them to the R/R recall on both my bikes. The track bike has no key, just thumb switch. They helped push the bike onto the trailer so i never started it at the dealership. That was my mistake. When i got home, flipped the switch to start and nothing. No dash lights, no fuel pump, nothing. Took awhile to find out the main line fuse was blown. Not sure how they blew it. But that means they never started after the R/R switch or somehow blew it after the new R/R was in. Either way, someone knew it wouldn't start. Probably why they were so happy to help me push it onto the trailer. I called back once i was home and since i already left the dealership it was my problem. I switched the fuse and started right up so i just left it at that and decided they will no longer get my business. Not worth fighting over it since it was a recall. No money out my pocket other than a fuse.

We did a lot of stupid shit in Scouts. That was half the fun. But we never cut down a live tree next to a road. No idea what those kids were thinking. We did blow up a lot of shit though. Disposable lighters in the fire were hilarious.

I'm already in Parkersburg.....

I'm happy for you.

OK. I bit the bullet and nuked Tapatalk. I hope you are happy now.

The track was designed by the rider we rode with. Crazy thing is, that run was good for 13th place and over 10 seconds off the winner ?

They won't quit, even if Giant Douche beats Turd Sandwich.

President of Planned Parenthood defends 2nd amendment. Didn't see that coming.

I made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

I did a 2:47 at Mid O Sat in the rain, in an ambulance. What now? Yea that's right, haters gonna hate