to me, the website reads: nobody shall operate blah blah blah, alcohol, blah blah, cocaine, blah blah, juvie... short attention span. So I guess what I'm asking is, if I break my legs and want to get hammered, can I get charge with operating a 'vehicle' under the influence? What is a 'vehicle'? I didn't look terribly hard, but I didn't see a definition.