Rice cruiser. I've never heard that before. I've never pissed in your cheerios either. I could give two squirts of piss what you ride. I don't really care.I don't want to ride a harley. My bike is my choice, and no one elses. I'm not going to tremble if a HD rider pulls along side me. I will nod, or wave. I'm certainly not embarassed to be riding a "rice cruiser" as you call it. As I stated before, if you ride kudos to you. No need to go around flaunting your HD "king" weiner to everyone else that doesn't ride a HD.