Uncle Punk

I missed you on the last two Coshocton rides so excuse me for thinking your full of shit with your assessment of what a Coshocton ride is all about. Just because you think you do doesn't make it so. Professional riders wreck all the time and they get paid to ride because they know what they are doing shit happens get over it. Blaming an accident on the group is kind of retarded especially if you weren't there. Every person on that ride had the opportunity to pick their own pace and wherever they wanted to ride in the pack. I'm willing to bet that anyone involved in an accident would not be blaming the group but themselves or some other freak unforeseen circumstance. If you have had bad experiences riding in groups and aren’t man enough to accept that the responsibility is yours instead of blaming the group then your opinion doesn’t really matter much.

I have a 400 mile loop routed out all inside Ohio that I would like to try. Of course it includes 255 because that road rocks. The mapping program says it will take 9:15 to complete not including stops. I would plan on about an eleven hour day with gas stops between 85 to 100 miles and one quick stop to eat at probably a Subway. This would be more of a forced march pace that would not include a ride debriefing at every stop. I would like to leave the day we do this open so it can include as many people who would like to try such a ride. I am sure that ultimately I'll end up picking a date and will have to exclude someone with a scheduling conflict. Jinx and Justin both like opposite days of the weekend so right there one of them is eliminated. The next two weekends are open for me then I have a whole weekend commitment and the next two weekends after that open.

Great another newb. He'll have to come on the 400 mile ride I have routed. We all should decide what day would be best for everyone to take a long ride.

Says the guy accusing Ron Burgundy of throwing tacks at his tires. That shit was your fault and you know it.

In the Coshocton boys defense they shouldn't know corn very well, it's too damn hilly down there to grow corn.

What part about undesirables don't you understand?

Come on man pimp that corn festival while you got the chance. Make your sons football team a lot of money. Don’t you want the OR people there? Are you calling us a bunch of undesirables?

Only because of the detour.

Absolutely!

I was wondering WTF is a guy from Coshocton doing over there when there were big plans going on in town. Did you get over to 255? I love that road.

Good call guys, I have his address and phone number just in case anyone needs it. This is why I have the baby on my bike to protect it from such thievery, it bites.

I would like to apologize to our new member about the loss of his introduction thread. He is a Cleveland area guy therefore shall be treated as such. This means among other things that his threads may or may not stay on subject because of his local posters.

Are you saying CBR_BRI is my pimp? The tits or GTFO question was why I wanted his wife to get him in here because I couldn't ask her that. We have rules around here you know.

Why does the big black guy get a picture by himself? Does someone have a crush?

Tony, you missed a good time but it might not have been organized enough for your taste. Hell it wasn't organized enough for mine either. All was forgiven once we started to ride. In all fairness to the Coshocton guys it's hard to prepare for the large crowd that showed up and some of the timing issues weren't their fault. They were trying not to leave anyone out from the ride even if they were making up their own schedules for the rest of us. Not gonna happen with everyone who plans a group ride. If you make it to a ride you have its full support and safety but if you arrive late, see you next time. Udell, I’m happy for you that you are more comfortable riding that only makes you faster. If I helped you out in some way could you elaborate more about that, if it helped you out maybe it could help others as well. I like to run a tighter ship when I'm involved with groups like this ride. Schedules are important to some people so if there are time constraints I like to give full disclosure. I am all for killing a day without an agenda when I sometimes have that luxury of time but this usually isn't the case for everyone. This will be my only comment about the failure of the Columbus crews ride to Coshocton but that shit will not be happening on my watch. I like to have a bike count and I recount at every stop. That way we know how far back to look if anyone comes up missing. This is also a two way obligation and if you are part of a group and need to leave tell someone so we don't spend the rest of the ride looking for you. The Columbus disaster could have been worse and I hope it gives us all the experience to learn from it.

He is yellow boots wearing under aged porn star who was in InyaAzz's charge for the price of cab fare and a sandwich.

Tits or GTFO (I am allowed to do this because it’s okay to harass the boys) Welcome and I work in Grafton. I had a 2002 XX also at one point in time.

People are getting defensive because they believe your assessment of the situation is wrong. I personally got faster by going to the track instead of learning from the faster guys on the street but the same philosophy applies. Trust me if they put you on the track by yourself you wouldn't get to your potential. For most people it takes learning from others and it's the least painful way to do it. We had several people on this ride who are capable and willing to help others out. When some people came to me suggesting someone might be having issues I went to talk to him first without anyone around, if he would have wanted help or showed more interest in getting help I would have been glad to lead him around for a while until he understood what I was trying to teach him. Adam did that exact thing later in the day. Everyone on this ride had the full support and safety that a group provides. I think it's safer to ride in groups plus it gives you the opportunity to learn. I went up front and played around for a while and I rode in the back for a while. I enjoy riding towards the front because its fun to utilize the skills that I have acquired because of others helping me. I also enjoy watching others having a good time and discovering things about their riding. Like, wow you can do that and how can you do that safely? In most cases there are answers to those types of questions that can only come from the opportunity a group can give you.

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Calm down big boy we only have eyes for you. We missed you today, all the bikes were too loud. (knicks360)

I would hope that trying to help someone doesn't come off as being cocky. Being an asshole is fairly easy to spot though.

I have a 03 600 with close to 17,000 miles - zero issues. 03/04 and 05/06 are different bikes. I should know this but I'm sure 03/04 had both 600s and 636s. I don't remember when they dropped the 636s or if they had both 600s and 636s after 04. I know they had 636s after 04 I just can't remember if they had the 600rrs in 05/06. The 03/04 600RRs were the lightest 600 Kawasaki has made at 355lbs.

I told you we were going to keep piling bike on you until you cried uncle. I wanted to see your breaking point because I thought you guys did a good job the last time. This might have been too many but once we got going it went okay. Ron Burgundy should have bought my dinner at that gay bar for saving his bike.

Not true, the first ride this year there were 21 bikes without a mishap.

I would like to thank everyone who showed up, 11 people, way to represent. Everyone was on time, gassed up and ready to leave at the scheduled time. I appreciate that and am sorry the rest of the day didn't go as close to plan. We got there right at 10:30 when I expected things to start happening. I know from how things were going it looked like we were never going to get a chance to eat and make it home by dark but for the four of us that stayed it worked out for us. You bunch of slackers. The Coshocton guys did a nice job and some of them sacrificed their ride to help manage the group. I had a good time the first ride they did this year and I had a good time today. I hope they do another ride before this riding season is over because I plan to be on that ride also. Rob, it was nice to meet you and if you get the chance you should come out to ride with us again. I didn't envy you having to clean that bike but I see somewhere else on this site that you have slave child labor to do it for you. Eric, you have improved your riding from last year and it shows. Love the yellow Pumas, cut the porn star hair. You make me feel old too; hell boy I'm 30 years older than you. Udell was stepping it up today; it looks like you are finally shaking off your accident. I'm disappointed you didn't stay but the English Ivy was closed today so you bugging out early saved me from you giving me shit about that. Jim, you made it farther this time than you did the last time. I hope your hand feels better. I still have chicken strips left on my tire after today’s ride. These tires are crazy like that. Justin, I'm glad you got up this morning without too much whining. We had fun and it won't be long until you are riding in front of me. You have improved like Eric from the first time I rode with you guys on that 60 ride late last year. Mike, I hope you enjoyed your day with the sport bike guys but that devils road was as dirty as I want my roads. Way to hang with that big ass KTM. You should talk your brother into making a ride with us sometime. Nick, look out for those squirrels they will try to kill ya. Nice pictures too. I'm sorry but I don't remember you buddy’s name. I tried to talk to him when we got down to Coshocton to see if I could help him out with any issues or questions. He told me he was doing fine so I didn't push the issue with him. I wish he would have let me give him some suggestions to try out I think I could have helped him and maybe made things go easier for him. Everyone has to start out somewhere and we all needed help weather we would like to admit it or not. You should have seen me the first time I went golfing, it wasn't pretty. My point is he isn’t supposed to be good starting out and I hope he had fun today anyway. Lenny, your bike might be pretty but that doesn't make it push any easier. Jinx, I'll deal with you later. Guys we should get together soon and do a ride down south. I have a route in mind and I promise things will work on a tighter schedule.