it was a prank text. not really that big of a deal. if i was the cop, soon as i found out it was a prank i would have pranked her back....show up in uniform, question her, tell her a body has been recovered and was severely mutilated, say whoever did it is going down for murder 1...let her sweat it a few days....then tell her it was a prank i dont think an "ass whooping" is called for....im sure you made your share of prank calls growing up (and if you didnt, youre the minority....no pun intended...you know, since youre black and stuff )