ChickOn2

iGiggle at the mere mention of the following: • Lake Titicaca • Penal code • Uranus • Shih Tzu • Ballcock • The Nutcracker

Stephfon, Stephfon, Stephfon.

that can be arranged... what kind? cherry? caramel? May I suggest the chocolate... once you dip into the chocolate, you'll never be the same. Or so I've been told.

I feel like I should bake an obligatory cake or something....

iHate you, Justin!!!

regardless, it's definitely a soccer mom-mobile. I think it comes standard with a heated mascara applicator.

Holy shit on a shingle!! He landed on an old lady???

You betcha! © S. Palin

that's IT!! I am officially dead and buried!!! BWAHAHAHAH

Holy shitbirds, that story is bonkersssss!!! Glad you're OK, though Darius, and I'm so sorry that happened!!

RandomNegro is quickly becoming SpecificNegro, if he don't come in here and 'splain hisself. LOL

ewww... i find this idea quite distasteful. It seems like the US would lose a lot of money... like we have any to spare.

Product placement FTW LOL

I heard the speech. "stay in school, don't do drugs, obey your parents" was the jist of it. Now there's some socialist Nazi talk, right there.

Aww honey!! you missed me? that's so sweet. you just earned points. I'll try not to stay away so long, next time.

my bad, my bad. I meant "girlfriend"

Cosigning with errbody else on this thread. You're NOT leaving your house unlocked for them, or anyone else, and it's STOOPID for them to even ask. If the meter read is as important as all that, they can schedule a time between 5 and 9 p.m., end of story.

My future baby daddy Todd gave me a negative rep for saying he was penile deficient. Now I haz a sad

LOL@your boy's attempt at going on the e-warpath He's gonna teach us a very valuable lesson! Then, we're all going to agree with him! It's gonna be like magic!

OH!! I knew that! (no I didn't really. thanks for making me hip. lol)

WHAT dick??? There is no DICK. Not where it's supposed to be anyway. There might be one growing out of his neck, but that's it:p And it's coo', because for all that bullshit-ass grandstanding and posturing, all he's doing is proving me correct. He got NO WINS, so he's resorting to what he grew up with, and how he lives his life ... which is what I said from jump, that put the original lobster down his panties. And I know I'm hitting that sensitive spot on him, and making him moan, because he said a few times that he was done with me, but he keeps coming back! Apparently I have that effect on dewds. LOLOL Trust me, I'm not worried about it. The bullshit-talk would NEVER occur in person, I guaran-damn-tee you.

what's a grub stub? In other news... that dewd's cawk must be really, really, really, really short. I haven't seen anyone THAT sensitive who wasn't wearing lace panties.

Replacement, you say? You should do something outside the box and hire a girl . I have just the perfect lady in mind!

Most likely the latter. @Original poster, did the guy have crazy-as-hell tendencies growing up...?

So she's an equal opportunity FUKALLYALL. I can't be mad at her for that LOL