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Heck, I'll call you daddy.

No, your inability to properly use the English language will be part of the internet forever.

This thread topic is click bait. There are no potatoes pissing out pigs.

I have one of these. It does not suck.

Been really neglecting this topic. Sorry. https://video.foxnews.com/v/6065829707001/?utm_content=97636262&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&hss_channel=tw-403811306#sp=show-clips

Great choice, my FNX 45 is an amazing gun.

We could name the artifact "Holy Shit"!!

If you can get it to shit a baby Jesus we will be rich.

59. Still having too much fun kicking hacker ass. It's premature to sell, it will double in value in 3 or 4 years.

I will collect 80 percent of max social security, full SERS (at 67) and I own 2 percent of a company with a conservative value of 200 million. That should get me a shitload of hookers and blow. That will keep me busy.

That needs to be framed, in an air tight container of course. You might get a fortune on EBay. And you should start an Instagram account for the cat. It could be the next Grumpy Cat. It needs a catchy name.... I vote.....Poo Cat.

Same, headaches. Yes, Wu Tang.

Can't do that, if I skip meals it kills me...feel really crappy. Check out my new shoes that were waiting for me. Limited edition Clark's Wallabee Wu Wear.

Spaghetti sauce from a jar. You sure do seem concerned about my diet.

Traffic and red lights up the ass. And no decent food it would appear.

Home. 3798 wonderful miles. Except Winnipeg. Fuck Winnipeg.

Damn it.

Yea, Deb is not a fan of the Mackinaw Bridge. She completely freaked out. My ribs still hurt.

I predict a Goldwing is in your future.

It's a fucking national park. So yes, like most countries you need a pass.

Nope, we stayed with the bike to avoid paying for a pass.

So Thunder Bay to Sault Ste. Marie is freaking amazing. I have never done the northern side before despite living a large part of my life in Michigan. Non stop 75 mph sweepers for 400 miles through some of the most breathtaking scenery I have seen. You do have to plan your gas stops, or at least pay attention to gas, but it isn't bad. Fuck the Gap, I am coming back here.

Off to see the wizard!