Mods can't, but maybe Casper can but he might blow it up too. Wonder what would happen if you created another topic and I merged them. Go for it, worth a try, can't be any worse than what Casper would do.
Now when you buy your new bike you don't even have to leave the dealership!!!
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That's great news, there is still ice down there!! In 2008 Al Gore told us it would all be gone by 2013. Global Warming disaster averted!!! Thanks Trump.