Mods can't, but maybe Casper can but he might blow it up too. Wonder what would happen if you created another topic and I merged them. Go for it, worth a try, can't be any worse than what Casper would do.
Now when you buy your new bike you don't even have to leave the dealership!!!
http://www.ohio.com/business/get-your-motor-running-craft-brewery-opens-inside-ohio-harley-davidson-dealership-1.741616
That's great news, there is still ice down there!! In 2008 Al Gore told us it would all be gone by 2013. Global Warming disaster averted!!! Thanks Trump.
50 years ago my dad sat me down and showed me a Time or Newsweek or some such magazine article that said there was going to be a new Ice Age and that we were fucked. He was wrong, so are you.