Tonik

No, not even close to their level. But its damn funny.

No, I'm babysitting.

One chat and then you throw them right the hell out of the group. But I'm a asshole, that may not be your style. I left 5 bikers on the side of I75 once otw to the Dragon.

I'm out, forgot Defcon is that week.

Now I realize these are not your standard playboy or porn women. But there is nothing wrong with those two at all.

Anything left in the 55 gallon barrel of lube?

You got it man. I saved some of the Apple Pie that you never got too.

We made some whisky using George Washington's recipe a couple of weeks back. Very interesting, the water is seasoned with hops before you use it for the mash. 161 proof before we cut it. Has a really cool smokey flavor. Next up Banana Brandy. Need to get down to the west side market and get 80 pounds of bananas. Gonna give the grandkids 5 bucks each to peal them.

Yea, you got 40 guys on groms and we got 100 nekkid women.

That was to be expected. Groms are cool now. Damn hipsters.

Like when you bought that HF gauge that ate multiple $200 tires?

Is anyone watching this show on Viceland? Three really stoned dudes watching Ancient Aliens and commenting on it? This is great TV.

Thats right. I was hanging out with 100 nekkid women that think abortions are no big deal and blow jobs are not sex.

Guess what kind of bike he bought? http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/motorcycles/a21187/crashed-brand-new-harley/

Apparently not.

Ok, I am going to stick with Friday. Current plan is slab down, 62 and BBQ back. Arrive at IP around 9:45ish. Trip down subject to change if anyone else jumps in.

I wouldn't know much about rain on a motorcycle.

Motorcycling is an outdoor sport. Sometimes it's hot.

Well, you could always wait until the following weekend when it will be less hot. Of course there will be less (zero) demo bikes at IP that weekend.

For the record, my bike will do whooolies.

Can I have your multi when they put you in jail for running people over?