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I got your bend over straw right here buddy.

It seems like the conventional wisdom is that going a little faster than the rest of the traffic on the freeway is safer. Or maybe no one believes that and I am mistaken on that perception. Why is that? Not trolling. If I am passing people I increase the chance that I will be passing someone and they will change lanes, where as if they are passing me they see me as they approach. I am not talking about going 50 in a 70, but say 70, or 67. Now, being in the left lane on a busy freeway...I am all over that, gets you away from merging and exiting traffic...you got the left to escape. But that is a lane choice issue, not a speed issue.

Jesus, you are dealing with Rachel. Rachel from card member services!! Find her, kill her.

Bah, 75 percent of abortions are about birth control, not 'reproductive health' what ever the fuck that is. https://www.guttmacher.org/sites/default/files/pdfs/journals/3711005.pdf

He stole it from me.

Yea, it was one of my better ones. I was sad to see the first response completely missed it. Thanks for the affirmation of my witty humor, much appreciated.

In my sick twisted way it is amusing to watch you ex-trailer queens scramble before the gap trip.

Shouldn't Ted have been forced to carry his inviable campaign to full term?

I pulled mine on a bull once in the middle of the road. He had his head down and was snorting at me. I was convinced one of us was about to die, my money was on the bull. Edit: My money was on the bull making it, me dying. Badly worded there.

400 mg of ibuprofen every 4 hours till you get home.

Yea, gonna pm them my address so they can ship them to me ahead of time.

Most of the time outside jacket pocket zipped up, small revolver. Once in awhile the FNX is in a shoulder holster but i prefer that at home for the wife, she is deadly with that thing, the revolver not so much. Practice practice practice getting it out.

Well that sucks.

Buy your bike back, take the trip then sell it again.

Yep, always. Keeps the wife happy to see I am still moving. I will share with everyone, can be handy when meeting up like we are. If they are at a gas stop they can look me up.

Thanks, I'm a dumbass.

Beckley to Marion is not slab at all. Getting to the Beckley meet point by 3:30 pm is 4.5 hours plus stops. So now that I think about it, it will be mostly slab. EDIT: Probably hop off in Charleston and get on 3 to Beckley, that is an interesting road.

We have ten bikes, we won't be adding any more unless someone drops. THIS GROUP IS NOW CLOSED. So it appears I am hauling a group down to the gap. The group is currently full, pending the two tentative peeps. If they drop I will have more room. @Casper @cmh_sprint @OsuMj @marlboro man @TimTheAzn @Blitz @Isaac's Papa @Howabusa @Cdubyah (Horararyarary Member) Current plan, subject to adjustment is to meet in Beckley WV at 3:30 PM Wednesday. I am leaving Clev in the morning doing a combo of slab and back roads down. Casper, Cdub and Tyler are leaving C-Bus noonish. IP is meeting me in New Philly on the way down. Wed 3:30 meet spot. BP at exit 42 and 77 near Beckley. 2001 Robert C Byrd Dr, MacArthur, WV 25873 Wed. Beckley to Marion VA via 16. 120 miles 3 hours or so. Short stop on the side of the road for the rooster farm. I love the rooster farm, it is epic. Wed Route: https://goo.gl/maps/Ww4DahB9LkA2 Hotel Wed night is Americas Best Value Inn 1424 N Main St, Marion, VA 24354 http://www.americasbestvalueinn.com/bestv.cfm?idp=1967&rcode=sim2016 Make your own reservations, get your own roommates if you want to share a room. No, I don't share rooms. I hate that. Thursday: Marion to Maggie Valley to Franklin to Fontana. 300 miles about 7 hours. Hitting 'The Snake' on the way to Maggie, then 212 and 209. Stopping in Maggie for the Wheels Through Time museum. After the museum we will decide on Franklin and the Cafe Rel. If not we will short cut it via the BRP to Fontana. We could split up if peeps have differing views. Thursday route: https://goo.gl/maps/78okW68oCZF2

Might want to look around and see if anyone makes a throttle mod for it, a 'quick turn'. I have that on mine, makes throttle response much faster and more accurate. A common Kaw problem.

I always give everyone a donut no matter what group they are in. Yours will be extra special.

Noted.

Yes, you can never have too many Triumphs with dead batteries and crashing Duc's in a group. But there is a point where I will tell others to f' off and die. Don't want a huge group on those back roads......we have six now, not counting those that drop out due to dead batteries or crashing. Current plan is to meet Ben and Matt and the guy whose name I don't know in Beckley around 3:330 or so Wed. Matt is tied up until noonish. So I was just going to leave in the morning, not too early and wander down 800 or something. Then a couple of hours down 16 from Beckly to Marion VA for the night.

Politics in the politics forum please, some people really freak out about that......

Thursday man...we arrive in Fontana Thursday. When you call back blame us if it helps.

So you want to be in c-bus noonish Wed. roll with them to Beckley WV where you meet me coming from Cleveland. Fun starts instantly at that point, down 16 to Marion for the night. Pauley meets us there. Then Thursday is epic. The Snake, 209, 212 Wheels Through Time Museum, bit of BRP maybe then Blue Crab Bisque in Franklin.