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  2. how long before Israel attacks Iran?

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    There was a Palestinian brigade ordered to take a hill so they could get better recon info. So they sent a patrol to take the hill.

    After several hours, they sent another patrol to see what happened to the first patrol.

    After several more hours they sent a brigade to find out what happened to the last two patrols.

    A single solder crawled back, he was shot, stabbed, beaten, and horse whipped.

    He reported: "There were two of them"

    ============

    Joke with a point

    Israelis are the top toughest fighters in the world, even the Russians are concerned about pissing them off.

    CCW is every citizen, kinda like the old days in the USA.

    When men were men and women were glad of it.

    Or some such stuff

  8. Yea, this might be real

    in Dumpster

    Posted

    What a lame ploy. Although his engrish is pretty good.

    My Life In Your Hands!

    Dear friend,

    It is true that we do not know each other in person but please bear in mind that this mail and the classified information contained therein that I am about to share with you can either destroy me, ruin my professional career or make me depending on how you receive and take it.. I am a captain with the British Army troop in Iraq,on war against terrorism. Based on the British legislative and executive decision for withdrawing troops from Iraq on the advent of President Barrack Obama,I have been deployed to come and work in one of EU military base soonest. Our mission is to help beef up terrorist targeted states,mostly the United states and the European Union on the war against terrorism. On the other hand I want to inform you that I have in my possession the sum of USD$15.8 million which was recovered from one of our raids on terrorists here in Iraq because they keep most of their money at home for evil activities which they normally get through illegal deals on crude oil and hard drugs.

    Based on the suffering we undergo here some of us do meet such luck. It happened that I went for this raid with the men in my base and I decided to take it as my share for my stress here in this evil land filled with suicide bombers.I deposited this money with a red cross agent informing him that we are making contact for the real owner of the money.It is under my power to approve whoever comes forth for this money. I wish to use this money to invest in your country outside the confines of the United Kingdom because that is where I intend to move over with my family at my retirement years.

    I cannot move this money to Britain as i intend to invest out of England and i am a uniformed man so I need someone I could deal with.I chose your company because of its versatility as read over your website and because i need somebody i can trust and it would be wise working with somebody like you who has a business where I can invest into. If you accept,I will transfer the money to Europe where you will be the beneficiary because I am a uniformed person and I cannot be parading such an amount so I need to present someone as the beneficiary.

    I am English and an intelligence officer at that so I have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service .I just need your acceptance and all is done. Please if you are interested in this transaction I will give to you the complete details you need for us to carry out this transaction successfully.I decided to find someone that is real and not imaginary and that is why I went to a secured website where I can be sure that the person is real and has a means for me to invest.

    Where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities which is secured so nobody can monitor our emails,then I can explain in details to you.I will only reach you through email,because our calls our monitored,I just have to be sure whom I am dealing with.

    If you are interested please send me your personal mobile number so I can call you for further inquiries when I am out of our military network.I am writing from a fresh email account so if you are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message,if no response after 3days I will then search for someone else.I am doing this on trust,you should understand and you should know that as a trained military expert I will always play safe in case you are the bad type,but I pray you are not because USD$15.8million USD is a lot of money which is the dream of anyone.

    I wait for your response so we can go on. In less than 7days the money should have been noted on your account and I will come over for my money.I will give to you 30% of the sum and 70% is for my dream.

    I hope I am been fair on this deal.

    Regards,

    Captain Robert J. Womack

    Yea man, I just tell all the chicks I'm a spy. Works every time!

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  13. Another GREAT Ride!

    in Daily Ride

    Posted

    we def. should plan at least 2 more good rides this year before the weather turns too cold... maybe head down the back way to the Ren. Festival in waynesville.... I got a hankering for a turkey leg....

    Hmmm... turkey

    Yep at least two. :D

  16. Another GREAT Ride!

    in Daily Ride

    Posted

    Been a lurker here for a while, but figured I'd pop in here since I noticed the "Ohio Riders" sticker. I was the CB250 that got in behind you on US-42 from Cardington to Delaware.

    I was trying to figure out what the TU250 was. That was the first I had seen one on the road. Nice looking bike. :cool:

    Greetings!

    :)

    I was wondering who you were.

    So cool your on the board too.

    Small world, Ohio Riders seem to be everywhere! :D

  17. I am old and lame....

    in Dumpster

    Posted

    It's Friday night, nice weather in late summer, and I am sitting at home, installing a new motherboard and processor in my pc. I am now officially a nerd. I was only pushing towards geekdom before.

    Looking at my buddy list, looks like I have plenty of company in the land of lame (jagr, mr. anderson, wheezle, reconrat, yeah you guys.:D)

    What is sadder, you sayin it or me reading it while getting even geekier than you. Check the timestamps on the posts.....

    Time for a break from the books.

  23. Deep Thoughts by Ohio Riders

    in Dumpster

    Posted

    cat >> toast

    I think the experiment is flawed for several reasons, but I'll name just two. There was only one test point, and from that you can conclude nothing. The second being that they should have messed around with the toast to cat ratio. What if two toasts can bring a cat to its back?

    Seeing as it seems to be the butter that effects the toast I say just butter the entire cat directly. Lets see how that works! :)

    Cat booties!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL3BrCi0aE8&feature=player_embedded

  24. enoyna tnaw ot edir eht ht21 fo rebmetpeS?

    in Events

    Posted

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    :D

  25. A GREAT Ride!

    in Daily Ride

    Posted

    Saturday is only one day away and the clock is ticking.

    Hocking Hills sounds fun but it also sounds like corner carving to the max.

    Meaning, everyone would have to wait till I caught up every few miles.

    Sounds boring for everyone else.

    Behind door #1

    so we could hit 555 and some roads down that way too...

    Door #2

    or I've been looking at routes that would take us up past cedar point and around the lake region...

    Any preferences out there?

    Each sounds fun to me. Meet at the Pony, gas up and go.

    The weather looks good, temps not to bad, no rain.

    Anybody else?

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