As your attorney*, I advise you to procure a fire apple red Cadillac convertible and head for Las Vegas. You'll need two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers,laughers... Also a quart of tequila,a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. The only thing that really worries me is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. *I am not really an attorney. This does not constitute actual legal advice.