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If Kobe Bryant SWALLOWED my children I would consider it a priviledge!...

 

^^ That's better!

Non of the car pics work now... So I don't know what to do. Welcome?

Kobe sucks and hes a rapist. He also said after he retires he plans on eating babies. Babies as in your children !!! Good god hes a monster, baby-eating rapist.

 

:funny: I'm going to go buy his Jersey now so I can burn it. Sick baby eating bastard!

Playing football.

 

I heard that too. Whatever it is, it surely won't be worth the hype. You're talking about an all star athlete who is approaching the prime of his career. Do you really think he is going to quit to try his hand a football? It’s going to be something lame like “Run the Boston Marathon in my Nike shoes”

This is nothing to horse around about.

....Shit....you win!! Fucking cock sucker.

I try to grip my steed tight.

 

By "steed" ;) do you mean COCK?

There's some real COCKS on the road today people, be careful.

 

Say WAT!!!! It's snowing COCKS!!???

I don't think I have enough horses to get through the snow…this is horse shit.

It may also have something to do with his image/ character. There is not doubt that he can play, the numbers don’t lie. But with Wade and Lebron James I think they are just more likeable so people are more likely to show love and support for them over someone who comes across as… I guess as an ass. You have to keep in mind that people base their opinions on more then just the numbers...

Hummm, I might have to consider that for next season. I have center Ice now, but even with that, if there is a night with a lot of games you may not get to see the one you want. That and I absolutely HATE Time Warner!

What location?

 

yeah, where are you located? I'm out east.

 

Not sure where you are but Gahanna and New Albany PD do a good job. Plus they are free

 

I have master unlock kits. where are you located?

 

Shit guys.... I really appericate it, but we ended up calling a locksmith yesterday around 8:30. We tried for about an hour then said Fuck it becasue she was blocking me in and called someone. We got someone out there for$80.00. But I really do appericate all the offers!

Dont dive into a dime piece, just to stay at home, watch the cavs game, and maybe Fap?

 

 

See my Delema. .

 

Well then you obviously aren't as tired of it as you think . If your dick head isn't hurting from get in to so much then you're not finished. Keep at it!

saw it last nite

 

Me too and I could stop laughing then either.

The smart one has been stripping for 2 years and smokes a QP a week!

 

 

The problem is I cant say no. At first it was great, for the first week. Now its seriously work. I may as well punch in when I leave the car. I cant even keep track of all the lies, and its starting to wear on me.

 

 

Call me EMO-but I need to just move to Vegas and call it a day.

 

I don't get how it can be that hard!? You're obviously tired of it, you're no longer interested... just stop going?

hennessey sucks absolute ass. numerous, numerous reports of him absolutely fucking people over for $100k+ on vipers, etc. he's a complete ass too. multiple, multiple times he's gotten on the mopar forums and made an immense ass out of himself. i have all the links, will post in a second.

 

also, his pullied zr1 isn't doing shit, not even 600rwhp if i remember correctly.

 

I've heard similar things about them.

$30.00 if someone can help!

Uhh....ZR1 wheels?

 

EDIT: H for Hennessey lol

 

There ya go!

WOW!!! That looks mean. I'm nout sure about the Honda wheels.

Dodge Caliber. Power locks.

Anyone on here good at unlocking keys from a car? My mom locked her keys in her car and it's stuck in my driveway, I don't feel like paying $100+ to have someone come out and I no longer have AAA. I know it's probably a long shot, but why not ask... Anyone?

Probably NWS.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/79321/detail/

 

 

"Circle Jerkin.. I got my weiner workin" :lol::funny::funny:

Anal babies.

 

:lol:I've heard of a food baby, but Anal babies!?

 

 

And B-Minus= Budlight. WIN!

I had sex in my bed once, missionary position with my socks off.

 

It was fucking wild.

 

You think that's nasty, try keeping one sock on. It's dirty, but you know you like it! :bangbang:

Did it in a gazebo next to a playground once, on a picnic table, where kids have birthdays. I'm a horrible person.

 

Did it have stuffed animals all around it and hello kitty sheets on the table? Maybe a little dresser in it with a pink bookbag on the floor filled with crayons? See my point, that's just a little too creapy for me to get off to. But fuck it, don't let the little girls room cock block you . Just please don't tell me you blew your load on her my little pony.

No matter how hot a chic is, its not as exciting after you hit it?

Does it really matter? I mean you've already gotten the prize, finished the race, beat the game... Time to try another.

 

The more chics that play hide the penor a week, the more work it is. The less fun it becomes

You're not doing it right.

 

And Why does EVERY fucking stripper have some sort of issue? Is there not one normal stripper outside of work?

Fuck

So you really believe that girls strip to pay their way through College? Or that they're only doing it for a little bit to get back on their feet? Come on, I expected that from someone else, but not YOU! There are no "Normal" strippers. Strippers are strippers for a reason, let them do their job and leave it at that.