amusing joke....  The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates,       St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward       is you can hang out with anyone you want in  Heaven."       Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."  St. Peter took Arthur to the       Throne Room, and introduced him to God.        Arthur then asked  God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"        God said, "Ah,  yes."        "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have  some major design flaws in your invention:            1. There's too  much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.     2. It chatters  constantly at high speeds.     3. Most of the rear ends are too soft  and wobble too much.     4. The intake is placed ! way too close to  the exhaust.     5. And the maintenance costs are  outrageous."        "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer,       typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.        "Well, it  may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according  to these numbers, more men are riding       my invention than  yours."