Being scolded for not attending your 29 year old sisters birthday party because your friends who you haven't seen in over 3 years are in from Oklahoma.
I ride. Not as much as I would like to but a couple hundred miles a week. Not a fancy Italian bike with Japanese save your ass electronics when you're about to eat shit.
I heard there is a Starbucks down the road where you can take your Italian bike and get lots of tail...
And by tail, I mean cock from other faggots that have wet dreams about Italian bikes.