God I... Craigslist people.
Craigslist Douche Bag: Will you take 2,100?
Me: No.
CLDB: Will you take 2,200?
Me: No.
CLDB: What the fuck dude, it's a 2014 and you can get them brand new for $3,300.
Me: Actually it's a 2015, and if that's the case go buy a new one.
CLDB: Fuck you man I hope you crash it.
Me: Well, at least if I crash it, after my 250 deductible, I'll probably still have more money from it than you are offering me.
3 days later...
CLDB: Will you take 2,600?
Me: No but I will take 2,800...
CLDB: fuck you dude.