Gixxus Christ!

Yank one off a Cadillac Eldorado or f250.

Welcome. Buy some guns if you really want to be accepted as 'one of us'.

Welcome, love me some vintage beamers.

A friend of mine in high school robbed a bank one weekend with a replica civil war pistol while he was on acid. Cops found him walking around downtown Kent in the same clothes with the gun and the money on him.

As the proud owner of a vt1100 I can tell you the larger displacement ones don't either.

Having owned and rode that particular year and model bike for a year I can say that its fine for a beginner. Its pretty fast for what it is but only if you flog it above 6k. Its got no middle but a decent low end that she will be able to use to get aquainted with the controls. She's not a 17 yr old boy so I doubt she will try anything too stupid, and the bike only gets maybe 80 or so hp to the rear wheel, making unintended whoolies pretty impossible.

I assume everyone on the internet is an idiot and a chronically masturbating geriatric transvestite until proven otherwise. Their sizing chart obviously needs revised. Will try and road test the lid this weekend, will also try to film it. People seem to either swear by scorpion or hate them. 2talltim didn't even bother taking his off for the 20 or so minutes we stood and bullshitted on a blazing hot august day, said they vent that well.

Even if it made it to the governors desk he'd never sign off on it.

If only I could stand to part with any of my guns..

I could so do this.

Idk how loud it is, have to either wait till it warms up or have the ole lady run me down the freeway with my head out the sun roof.

My bell vortex came while I was at work today, can't wait to get home and check it out. It also has cutouts for speakers/comms and bell makes a transitions visor that tints in the sun. $120 for the visor....my glasses are already transition lenses so not sure if ill go that route but its a cool option.

Or measure your head and use their sizing chart.

Everyone tells me hjc helmets are loud...maybe its just the cheap-o's. I stick to icon and bell.

Im slightly closer but it would still be a haul. Hard to adjust valves without a set of shims and the tool to push the valve open. Impossible to sync carbs without sync tool. I have none of these things. Will help if you bring up bike and tools after it warms up some

Ordered a bell vortex off eBay for $120 over the weekend. Regular price is $180. Still a few left.

Now you can haz pron. Brian, there are half a dozen nekkid strippers involved, Idgaf what song they shake it to. Keepbitchin and I'll take you to Youngstown.

Lol, not so easy to avoid when they're coming the other way down the trail and don't even try to dodge you.

Nick, you need to change the view mode on your browser to desktop and delete the m. In the url. Stupid porn sites try to fuck over mobile users because our devices aren't as open to the malicious software they infect us with.

Nice! The YouTube one keeps getting taken down and reposted. The redtube one will live on forever!

My laptop has sported that look on occasion.

Wellsville is also full of drunk hicks racing jeeps down quad trails. People die there every holiday weekend. I'd never go back.

I found one with titties. I win. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQdFfVe63Sc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I'll have the panamania. http://www.businessinsider.com/guy-fieri-parody-menu-2013-2

So my former statement holds true. Penis-owning football players effectively raped kid with bowling fingers.