An Amish family was visiting the city for the first time. In a department store, the father and young son came upon a wall with two shiny metal panels that would slide apart allowing people to enter a small room, and then close again. Soon, they would open and a group of people would exit. They watched as an old, feeble lady entered the small room, then the doors closed. The Amish father and son look at one another, then watch as a dial with numbers above the doors goes up in count, then returns backwards. The doors slide open again, and the Amish father and son behold a most amazing site. Out of the small room comes the most beautiful young woman that they had ever seen. Stricken by silence for a moment, they look at each other for a long while. Afterwhich, the Amish father says. "Son, go fetch your mother!" )))))):biker: .